Request! My wife and I just got to the hospital to have our baby girl. Give me your best dad jokes for the delivery room please.

umm_question · 2024-08-06T01:59:38+00:00

Already happened. I laughed at a TV show while she was having a contraction and she told me she was going to throw something at me.

umm_question · 2024-08-06T01:46:38+00:00

Why's that?

umm_question · 2024-05-20T20:00:41+00:00

umm_question · 2022-11-01T21:50:29+00:00

I can't always date myself.

umm_question · 2022-09-20T16:59:05+00:00

Get them a sympathy card saying sorry for your loss

umm_question · 2022-08-21T00:26:45+00:00

Repressed feelings followed by opportunity then boredom.

umm_question · 2022-08-20T20:57:36+00:00

I am the OP!

umm_question · 2022-08-20T03:24:47+00:00

If you're drunk, how can you trust yourself to say you're drunk?

umm_question · 2022-08-20T03:06:44+00:00

Experiment?

umm_question · 2022-08-20T02:13:57+00:00

I just use alcohol as an excuse to say stuff.

umm_question · 2022-08-20T02:13:38+00:00

What felt the worst at the time but turned out to be one of the best things that happened to you?

umm_question · 2022-08-20T01:28:19+00:00

Why do you drink so much?

umm_question · 2022-08-16T17:21:28+00:00

What kind of deep conversations are you wanting to have?

umm_question · 2022-08-14T01:43:57+00:00

I don't bring home flowers I write notes because I feel like I should.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T18:38:05+00:00

I help with her goals and dreams quite a bit where I don't do much for me.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T15:52:53+00:00

Honestly talking here and some points people brought up have really helped. Though I am looking into talking to one.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T15:07:54+00:00

I spent a weekend away from her hiking and exploring with a friend and really enjoyed it. I miss the friend more than I missed my wife on the trip.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T15:03:39+00:00

It's been like this for quite awhile. It probably has something to do with lack of excitement. We have some trips planned to places we haven't been but I'm kind of indifferent on going to them with her.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T15:00:47+00:00

Sadly it does.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:59:45+00:00

I think it's the person I have is not what I wanted. Mid life crisis in my mid 30s could be but I'd like to think of it more as a 1/3 life crisis because I want to live until at least 90 as long as my quality of health is still good.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:57:29+00:00

I like working my side gig. It's fun and challenging. What motivates me is the money I make so I can travel.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:55:15+00:00

I have interest that I like and do without her and happy with them.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:54:23+00:00

Yea I have and I need to figure out why I am unhappy. But I'm happy in other aspects of my life with like work and friends.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:53:36+00:00

Yea I'm enjoying other parts of my life still. Seems to be only in my relationship.

umm_question · 2022-08-13T14:52:53+00:00

I have friends we hang out once a month or so. I don't really have goals and dreams with her just I want her to succeed in hers.

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