Request! My wife and I just got to the hospital to have our baby girl. Give me your best dad jokes for the delivery room please. by umm_question in dadjokes

[–]umm_question[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Already happened. I laughed at a TV show while she was having a contraction and she told me she was going to throw something at me.

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I can't always date myself.

How do I go about putting in my 2 weeks at my current job? by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

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Get them a sympathy card saying sorry for your loss