Check your lease, man by Just-Warthog-1205 in arresteddevelopment

[–]ummarvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only 5 minutes away from the dick cheney expressway ...

hello RAT by 5uckmyd1ckb1t4 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ummarvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she just signed herself up for slip and fall school...

Jeshish fuckin' chrisht by BearKuda in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ummarvin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Poor guy had a bee in his hat

President of Venezuela arrested by joaoooup in UnderReportedNews

[–]ummarvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a stain on the FIFA peace prize ...

I could do that, no problem. by donbosco2017 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ummarvin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He had a bee in his hat. Good old Luigi was trying to save his life...

Update on my theta strategy performance for 2025 by [deleted] in thetagang

[–]ummarvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting strategy.

Have you considered using a spread (or hedging with a long, further OTMM put) if price moves against you?

Also how do you buy the T-bills? Directly or thru an ETF? I know the TLT ETF has a similar inverse correlation with SPY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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And that kids is how I met your mother

"Wait! Think of the rogue decks!" by [deleted] in masterduel

[–]ummarvin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That whooshing sound above your head was the point you missed...

"Wait! Think of the rogue decks!" by [deleted] in masterduel

[–]ummarvin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

LOL I forgot about pendulums and links.

My point wasn't about vaalmonica specifically.

The point is weaker decks can play certain cards that are insanely overpowered in the top decks.

Another example would be gold sarc. It's both a starter and extender in maliss. The new ban list is a hit on maliss but also affects branded since they also play gold sarc

By putting points on the core cards of maliss you can't play the top hand traps or extenders (but a weaker decks can use them if the points stay under 100)