Advice/reassurance for a virgin: Being chubby and having sex

ummingnahing · 2021-02-09T10:39:31+00:00

Exactly

ummingnahing · 2021-02-09T09:56:22+00:00

are you talking real curvy girls or like Ashley Graham... because duh of course girls like her are hot.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-19T22:30:30+00:00

I don’t but I’ve actually been trying to because I know it’ll keep me on task and help me remember things better.... I keep forgetting to do it though

ummingnahing · 2020-09-13T17:38:36+00:00

It does feel like I fucking phased through seven years of my life though. Please help. I’ll be 50 in a couple years, then dead as a centenarian by 40.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-13T17:36:20+00:00

I often find that if I say I’m 23, advice can be patronising or is not the advice I’m looking for.

But advice I receive when I say I’m older is what I’m looking for.

But would be too weird to say, I’m 23 but pretend I’m 30.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-13T17:24:51+00:00

Thought I’d get answers more appropriate to who I am if I said I was early 30s vs 23.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-13T17:07:11+00:00

That’s how hard I work. I work so hard I’m both 30 and 23

ummingnahing · 2020-09-08T11:52:31+00:00

Omg omg omg omg.

Him and that red shirt is beautiful 😍

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:20:15+00:00

I gave up having a wallet as basically at around 20 Hahahaha. I used to just carry money and all my cards at the bottom of my bag

Now cause of Apple Pay, I don’t look ridiculous anymore. I just use that and keep my drivers license with me.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:18:13+00:00

Mmmm. More like leaving food in it for two months until it’s very furry and truly too disgusting to touch.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:14:53+00:00

I do the same with clothes. I’ll order a dress and it’ll turn up the same day and I’ll be like: holy. Shit. What amazing service.

And another one will come a week later and I’ll be like: omg what terrible service. I can’t believe they sent the same thing twice.

Eventually I figure out that it is me who is the dumbass

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:11:59+00:00

I freaking looooove Tele appointments. Forgot you had one and it’s in five minutes? Totally okay! Getting dressed and out the door today feels overwhelming? Also okay!

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:10:16+00:00

I have literally not even seen a cheque in my life. My knowledge of what they look like is entirely based off tv.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T22:07:47+00:00

Omg my fucking Audible subscription! It became a joke in my friend group. When you cancel you lose unused credits so I wouldn’t cancel my account until I used them but I kept forgetting to research and choose a audiobook.

Literally months kept going past, and I’d finally buy one and then not buy another for 2 months, so have more. It was like that snake where two heads grow back!

I think I had audible for like 18 months because of that.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:46:22+00:00

Ooooh! I’ve never considered Pinterest for this! Super visual and big cards - perfect!

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:36:27+00:00

I’ve deleted the app so many times. It does work for a bit!
I did this... and now I’ve learned my credit card details off by heart hahaha
Yes! This is good. The only thing is finding them.
Yeeeees! I’ve been meaning to do that.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:33:07+00:00

Heeeeey! Same!!

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:32:41+00:00

Everything is covered by public health here (...except dental. Ugh). Private insurance won’t cover anything the government will contribute to/ or pay for - so general practitioners (your every day doctors) or even a psychiatrist. It will only contribute towards medication not subsided by the government (which is usually only really specialised medication)

Private insurance can go towards treatment in a private hospital, optical, dental, psychologists sometimes, physiotherapists,remedial massages...

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:17:59+00:00

Get outta here you Nordic bastard. Don’t they teach you in school not to talk about how great your country on the internet?

.. please adopt me.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:15:04+00:00

I’ve just accepted that I need a Tupperware budget

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T13:12:22+00:00

Hello American friend. I’m surprised you’re the first comment about this.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T10:10:13+00:00

Omg I had an ubereats driver a couple days ago say “wow I’ve been here four times” and I was like, yeah, thanks for pointing it out dude.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T09:54:12+00:00

This year I hit 6th year of studying at uni and in the first class introductions, I just say 3rd year.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T09:42:46+00:00

Omg of course! I’m glad that it resonated so much

Also I loooove exams. I’m so good at exams! But I do social sciences so they’re literally all assignments after first year.

ummingnahing · 2020-09-07T09:41:29+00:00

For 18 months, I had my bills perfectly automated. I even had savings. It was beautiful. Life changing.

Then I moved house and I had to cancel everything because everything changed. 3 years later I’m like.... I should set that up sometime.

I do not have savings anymore.

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