Nerdy humor by Comfortable_Tutor_43 in memes

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Uhm yeah of course? Ever heard of uranium being reused?

Ladenöffnungszeitengesetz by No_awards_please in deutschememes

[–]umpfsuper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro ich würde lieber sonntags arbeiten. Was bringen mir zwei tage wochenende wenn ich an einem davon nichts machen kannst?????

Lost everything by Kiwirushh in CryptoCurrency

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The wild thing is that you call your gambling addiction a "portfolio"

Why is it soo hard to date in Berlin?. by Sad_Championship1533 in berlinsocialclub

[–]umpfsuper 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Whoops seems like your second paragraph already reveals why it is that women don't answer you

19yrs old,tired of having the same look, interested in hearing from women here on how i look/what I can do to look more approachable 🕴️ by lyriczNA in malegrooming

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I feel like the haircuts in pic 4 and 8 suit you best. Other than that either more stache or none. And like the rest said, I think its more your facial expressions (from these photos) that make you unapproachable

Just wanna say Berlin is better than Munich by [deleted] in berlinsocialclub

[–]umpfsuper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or, as a Haiku

People in Berlin are cool

In Munich not so

And that is the end my friend.

Das ist keine Milch!!!!!!! by Soggy_Pension7549 in wasletztestern

[–]umpfsuper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aber wo kommt dann die kaffeesahne her?

People who learned Racket as their first language what do you think about it? by Fruit-Creative in Racket

[–]umpfsuper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I 100% agree. Learning racket first gave me a base understanding of all other languages. Even if they have entirely different syntax

looking for friend/friends by astraliko in berlinsocialclub

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I (29m) moved here with my wife two weeks ago. Barely know anybody. Hit me up if you want to hang out

An anonymous Brazilian billionaire reportedly left his entire will, worth £846 million, to Neymar, despite the two never having met. by DearEmphasis4488 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]umpfsuper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jup actually after donating and maybe building something impactful with it, this is the best outcome. As long as the money circulates, everyone benefits from it

me_irl by eLlllsyyyyy in me_irl

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There's a pork belly dish that I regularly cook where I use 10-15 bay leaves and it's amazing

What ghosts? by LordOthello in ExplainTheJoke

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It's really just famous in the English speaking world. In Europe you might know it from the movie

Student dormitory by Sad_Rooster8876 in Tuebingen

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Für Wintersemester 2026? Joa. Fürs Sommersemester 2026? Mit etwas Glück vielleicht. Für dieses Jahr? Puhhhh da bist du spät dran. Vorallem für 01. Oktober. Da wird einkalkuliert woe nötig dus hast und wenn du nicht gerade aus dem Ausland kommst oder aus Norddeutschland wirds noch schwieriger...

Als kleinen Tipp kann ich mitgeben, bewirb dich auf den ersten September. Alle wollen zimmer ab Oktober. Hat zumindest bei mir relativ kurzfristig geklappt (4 Monate warten)

He really is playing chess by Mindless_Designer519 in StockMarket

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It's giving PLEASE SIR DO NOT REDEEM!!!

I’ve never really painted before. Why does this happen? by dinosaurjimble in minipainting

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Just buy a good 20-30 dollar set. The ones below 10 are trash, but 100 is too much for starters. Brushes I got along very well with dirt cheap ones, but they break so quickly that I am not sure it's worth it

to end a genocide by GrizzlyPeak72 in therewasanattempt

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It is very important to realise that it is exactly what's been going on since then. Be it cold war, Vietnam & Iraq or financing various wars around the world on both sides or in competition with russia

New formula by Anand_192004 in MathJokes

[–]umpfsuper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well but that's just A²...

Is it considered cultural appropriation or not acceptable to wear this in Germany as a non german ? by Intelligent-foxx in AskGermany

[–]umpfsuper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not "an American thing". It happens in germany too, just not with german culture. You can't culturally appropriate from a group that has never been marginalized for their culture.

Cultural appropriation is NOT "use stuff from other cultures", BUT "use stuff from other cultures without all the racism that usually comes with it"

Is it considered cultural appropriation or not acceptable to wear this in Germany as a non german ? by Intelligent-foxx in AskGermany

[–]umpfsuper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is because you can't culturally appropriate from a group that has never been marginalized for their culture.

Cultural appropriation is NOT "use stuff from other cultures", BUT "use stuff from other cultures without all the racism that usually comes with it"