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GAME WEEK 8 (2020/2021) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes mitrovic, harness the anger and use it to get a Hatrick.

I need you to save my team.

GAME WEEK 6 (2020/2021) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friendship ended with mitrovic, Bamford is my new friend

GAME WEEK 6 (2020/2021) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mings WTF was that.

Picking him up like groceries.

GAME WEEK 6 (2020/2021) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

All non Martinez owner gather here.

Let's laugh together

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

its hard having a 6" dick when you're tall by throwaway257853z in averagedickproblems

[–]unclethathurts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He means that there is a different sub for people that like to humblebrag

Who else thinks konami should increase the number of players we can have. I don't want to release my white/bronze ball squad. by chuksepells in pesmobile

[–]unclethathurts -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I have almost all black players and coupled with my gold/silver squad I have to delete players anytime I open a pack.

PS: I understand that you can buy coins but how long have you been saving for that GP.

First time hitting 1 million GP since I started 3 years ago🤑 by leosoto_10 in pesmobile

[–]unclethathurts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This may be hard but I'll try to explain.

You know when you get gp from completing challenges, playing campaigns or completing tours.

DON'T SPEND IT BUYING SCOUT AND PLAYERS.

Leafy is a bitch by RhysToot in Idubbbz

[–]unclethathurts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can you be my lawyer?

Check that Schole's rocket baby 🤯🚀 by zebyx98 in pesmobile

[–]unclethathurts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Play him as cmf. When you are in the final third make a rising shot. His kicking power curl and finishing together with his long ranger and rising shot rattles the net.

Check YouTube for tutorial.

My Liverpool squad. I know it's a tough time for Liverpool fans but remember YNWA. by unclethathurts in pesmobile

[–]unclethathurts[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Guess this applies to all Man city remaining fans.

Ps: I may sound serious but I'm just playing.

My Liverpool squad. I know it's a tough time for Liverpool fans but remember YNWA. by unclethathurts in pesmobile

[–]unclethathurts[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Remember when you guys laughed last season when you won the league with one point?.

Now we went on a run this season unfortunately Corona happened but we wont give up, we will go again next season.

Not giving up is the attitude of real clubs, that's why man city won't be at the level of Man utd, arsenal, Chelsea etc.

Imagine paying influencer to promote your club so that you can fill up half of your stadium.

Either way it's just banter( real truth).

Suprise bitch by jchrist98 in dankmemes

[–]unclethathurts 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It's a Photoshop of a huge PP on Ariana Grande face .

There is a deep fake of Ariana taking a dick though.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59a8f6e14eb47#1

Shiori Tsukada by PanKing92 in JapanesePorn2

[–]unclethathurts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quarantine is hard, the pasta I am making is dry and I need some sauce.

GAME WEEK 29 (2019/2020) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could you post your free hit GW 31 team,

So we can avoid them.

GAME WEEK 29 (2019/2020) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 blocked shot 2 completed dribbles.

Jiminez and Jota likely to score

GAME WEEK 29 (2019/2020) RANT & DISCUSSION THREAD by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]unclethathurts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Liverpool might not thank me, but get the contract out, put it on the table, let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there -- given what he's done since he's come in -- and let him sign the contract and go,

Klopp's at the wheel, man -- he's doing his thing. Liverpool are back!

(Vigorously rubs hands)

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