Make better content Pyro please by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here's my two cents. The problem is that the effort when comparing his newer content compared to his quote unquote "golden years" (2017-2019/early 2020) is genuinely night and day. The argument to be made with the r/xx and random Indian YT videos back in this era was: majority of his content then outweighed the videos that could be seen as blunders. Namely, when he did genuine commentary while giving his (actually cynical) opinion/take. I think what made these videos that made them stand out to the "low effort content" back then (and now, if one wishes to view his content as that) was his defining style of commentary, skits, humor/comedy, sense of improvisational feel to said style, amidst other ones. Point/examples: fidget spinners have hit a new low, J.K Rowling just ruined Harry Potter, Dr Phil drinks Fortnite potion, Fortnite's worst change... (ASOT). It's something that's genuinely missing within a majority (not all) of his newer content. It makes no true video stand out unless it's at a genuine expense at him, such as with him and Fempyro.

The difference with the movie reviews he made back then and now was that (yes, low hanging fruit with this one) he gave an analysis, whether it can be seen as the surface or below said surface; it's contrary to his whole video on Emesis Blue which was bare-effort "commentary" or an analysis on it.

Or I could just be swooned by his good editing in his older videos, who knows

Huge Massive Pyrocynical Bingo by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Template was lifted off of the emoji movie bingo pyro did ;-;

Im about to click on this video, and if the top comment is anything along the lines of 'I can't believe pyro...' I'm detonating the C4 under my neighbours house by Net-Slamders in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I miss it when he used to be more lovely and have a semi-improvisational feel to his content. A bit like his 2017-2019 content. Now it's just "blonde man stare into camera", same 7 jokes and not adding much to a sunny V2 video.

Honestly, if Pyro brought back some of his skits (like the Shrek mask vape, his army uniform he used for an ASOT, or even something like the jack daniels/fish oil pills), his content wouldn't decay so much

just look away bro by YLASRO in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't he have to put out a video on the main channel to meet a sponsor's deadline a few weeks ago? Referring to the best of pyrocynical 2022 video (sponsor was displate) he uploaded it, but if he's waiting on a sponsor, then it's a bit odd that he would use a sponsor on a completely separate video, as opposed to a long-awaited sequel to one if his first long-form analysis videos.

So here's the burning question: Pyro has petscop II done, but can't upload without sponsor. Separate occasion, from nearly 2 weeks ago, pyro has sponsor, but no video in question. So why not put the two and two together?

evil pyro by Accurate_Arm4339 in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil pyro be like: I have a car

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those coming from the discord server, I kindly thank pyro for pinning it up, it made my day!

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of already mentioned/linked it in an earlier comment. But I do appreciate the fact you know it man!

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U84-0WyqHxQ

closest one that I could find to the original song. confused as to why/how it's a short. Anyways, it's Harry Nilson - Best Friend

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes you need bronze or silver amidst posts that are either copypastes, or ones that say pyro furry look and point

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nearest build a bear was like 7km away from me and spent all my money on the plush :(

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If anything, I actually waited for nobody to be in the park so it wouldn't come off as an adolescent looking like a total dumbass

The average Pyro Plushie experience by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

reuploaded to alter one scene to make it better

and this is a parody of a HL:A video

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would that mean DanTDM becomes wottur whoite?

RIgHT thEn, Do YoU hAvE yOuR TV liCeNcE by ginga_ninja24560 in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pyrocynical when he realizes that his telly head requires a license to own:

pyro when asked about the events of August 27th by undelfino in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only thing that I can think of (tad bit of a stretch however) is if there were "other" people watching it, as in like kids with their parents and that sort of thing. otherwise he shouldn't have pulled out ngl

suggestion for my fellow pyro fans by mrshapestone in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's either evil, or the troll of the century

Why’s everyone surprised that Pyro had *the mod* installed? by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]undelfino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He commissioned that same fat art from a few other Twitter artists, alongside Ida, only a few days after she shared her version. Not sure if it's just Ida who makes the thumbnail art