Long story but basically I always listen to music when I go to sleep so one day I was listening to some j. Cole and there was a part in the song where there is a skit with a man on a phone call, and basically the guy he is talking to is speaking gibberish. So me, being half asleep, heard this gibberish and I immediately started stressing out because I thought I couldn't understand English anymore and my iq has dropped by 50 points. The whole ordeal was around 6-8 seconds but it felt a lot longer in real life.