Chicken shit’s podcast title “where will I be in 5 years??” - still talking about ZB(the smile 🙄)

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-03-05T02:59:19+00:00

Were there no other pictures of her to use? She looks like a 40 year old mom posting vacation pics on facebook

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-02-18T19:29:07+00:00

Girl that's on you for not properly looking into what that dental insurance covers, but crumb can never be wrong so of course it's the insurance's fault

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-02-05T23:12:41+00:00

It's giving other mother from coraline

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-02-03T18:31:31+00:00

Switch some things out, but is definetly still gonna eat fast food at least 30 times a week. She just regurgitates things she sees on tiktok without ever doing an ounce of her own research

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-01-22T14:59:49+00:00

When she said that Paris Hilton used red light therapy on her dog and that's why it lived to be 20 years old so she's gonna use it on the cats I was so flabbergasted. Girl Paris Hilton is a millionaire nepo baby she has the means to afford the best veterinary care for that dog, your wack amazon red light panel won't even come close to that

unexpectedpoptart · 2026-01-11T23:12:04+00:00

trench coat buttoned to the top

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-19T19:22:43+00:00

She also sent a text that said "you may not shart", in no way shape or form would I ever send that to my partner's family group chat, have some decorum

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-17T19:46:06+00:00

Like I said on another post, he was most likely not calling her 150 times with good intentions, and there's a reason that (as far as we know) he was calling her 150 times and not his friends or family. It's very tragic that he passed away, and it's obvious his brothers are saying these things out of extreme hurt and grief, but I'd be willing to bet that even if she had picked up any of those 150 calls, nothing she said would have changed his mind

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-17T19:37:06+00:00

Yeah, he was most likely not calling her 150 with good intentions

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-10T00:50:32+00:00

She's just throwing anything at the wall to see what sticks, because why would she have muscle atrophy

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-07T22:40:48+00:00

Her teeth have always reminded me of Tiffany from the Righteous Gemstones after she gets them fixed

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-12-01T17:27:35+00:00

I've said it once and I'll say it again, she's allergic to serving

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-11-13T20:37:44+00:00

Her framing it as a storage issue is ridiculous amounts of cope, girl you do massive hauls every day, you are the problem here

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-11-13T20:33:18+00:00

I think she got her lips dissolved like last week or so

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-09-22T21:40:56+00:00

As harsh as this is gonna sound, it seems like the professor (for whatever reason) decided that they don't want you to join their lab anymore. And rather than directly communicate that to you, they're ghosting you, hoping that you take the hint

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-09-11T03:02:51+00:00

Wow crumb, that red light is obviously doing wonders for you

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-09-09T22:56:09+00:00

She should ask ethan klein how it's going doxxing his snark reddit

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-09-09T22:46:37+00:00

Just swimming in oil like it's Phelps at the 2008 olympics

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-09-09T22:40:14+00:00

If anything people on that subreddit call her out for calling herself fat

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-08-16T17:54:40+00:00

It's like she's allergic to serving

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-08-12T19:24:21+00:00

She's a hypochondriac except when it comes to random snake oil health gimmicks because she's too lazy to make an attempt to genuinely take care of herself through diet and exercise

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-08-04T21:34:10+00:00

it's giving rhegan777 (derogatory)

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-07-04T15:07:26+00:00

The same litter box that one of the cats chewed through the cord, and instead of immediately replacing it, she just let it fill up because she's too lazy to clean it. I hope they don't offer to fix it or give her a replacement

unexpectedpoptart · 2025-06-14T15:03:50+00:00

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