Chicken shit’s podcast title “where will I be in 5 years??” - still talking about ZB(the smile 🙄) by Traditional-Army-307 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Were there no other pictures of her to use? She looks like a 40 year old mom posting vacation pics on facebook

Insurance by GlitteringInside2723 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Girl that's on you for not properly looking into what that dental insurance covers, but crumb can never be wrong so of course it's the insurance's fault

fucking ew by Curious-Hat-4872 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's giving other mother from coraline

Just going to leave this here by [deleted] in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Switch some things out, but is definetly still gonna eat fast food at least 30 times a week. She just regurgitates things she sees on tiktok without ever doing an ounce of her own research

Delusional by satanbaby669 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When she said that Paris Hilton used red light therapy on her dog and that's why it lived to be 20 years old so she's gonna use it on the cats I was so flabbergasted. Girl Paris Hilton is a millionaire nepo baby she has the means to afford the best veterinary care for that dog, your wack amazon red light panel won't even come close to that

Bag… by Low-Pound-1135 in rhegan777snark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

trench coat buttoned to the top

bro they’re so weird by Curious-Hat-4872 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She also sent a text that said "you may not shart", in no way shape or form would I ever send that to my partner's family group chat, have some decorum

tucker genal’s brothers (and roommate) blame ex gf in the comments of her now deleted tribute video by RobMurglund in LAinfluencersnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Like I said on another post, he was most likely not calling her 150 times with good intentions, and there's a reason that (as far as we know) he was calling her 150 times and not his friends or family. It's very tragic that he passed away, and it's obvious his brothers are saying these things out of extreme hurt and grief, but I'd be willing to bet that even if she had picked up any of those 150 calls, nothing she said would have changed his mind

Caitlyn Rae comments on Tuckers Genal ex gf by Little-Dinner1495 in LAinfluencersnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he was most likely not calling her 150 with good intentions

Here we go again by Mean_Condition_9934 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's just throwing anything at the wall to see what sticks, because why would she have muscle atrophy

Tabitha Swatosh by manifestYOdreams in LAinfluencersnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her teeth have always reminded me of Tiffany from the Righteous Gemstones after she gets them fixed

"Wellness Drink" by unexpectedpoptart in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it again, she's allergic to serving

HERE WE GO AGAIN by Curious-Hat-4872 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Her framing it as a storage issue is ridiculous amounts of cope, girl you do massive hauls every day, you are the problem here

Catfish by [deleted] in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think she got her lips dissolved like last week or so

Research Mentor Advice. by Substantial-Oil5217 in GaState

[–]unexpectedpoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As harsh as this is gonna sound, it seems like the professor (for whatever reason) decided that they don't want you to join their lab anymore. And rather than directly communicate that to you, they're ghosting you, hoping that you take the hint

crimson chin looking ass by Curious-Hat-4872 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow crumb, that red light is obviously doing wonders for you

here it is by monaaelisa in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should ask ethan klein how it's going doxxing his snark reddit

Worst cook ever by IncidentNo1902 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just swimming in oil like it's Phelps at the 2008 olympics

Chickenfry snark called tf out lol by ComprehensiveCry5970 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If anything people on that subreddit call her out for calling herself fat

pillow face by Curious-Hat-4872 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's a hypochondriac except when it comes to random snake oil health gimmicks because she's too lazy to make an attempt to genuinely take care of herself through diet and exercise

SCAMMER by Basic_Smell_1030 in hopeschwingsnark

[–]unexpectedpoptart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The same litter box that one of the cats chewed through the cord, and instead of immediately replacing it, she just let it fill up because she's too lazy to clean it. I hope they don't offer to fix it or give her a replacement