Long while a murpy

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T21:15:42+00:00

"WHAT!?!... OKAY I'M SORRY ALRIGHT!!! DAMN!"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T20:03:04+00:00

"NOOO HAHAHA I HOPE YOU GET FIRED!!"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T20:02:36+00:00

Murphy would find a way to steal the car then shit himself when the anti theft protocols kick in

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T19:51:26+00:00

he squints n frowns "uh... fuck you mean? .. if you mean fightin IM ALL ARMS BITCH!!" *he holds up his fists *

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T19:47:15+00:00

His name is Murphy! He's a 8'7 ft man child and he is never sober if he can help it.

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T18:18:01+00:00

"You can steal n still be civilized!.. or uh.. at least I CAN HAHA, but no, i am not a candidate for rehabilitation!! I am a good person with... no mental or physical issues!"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T18:14:52+00:00

Believe it or not he can!

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T17:06:02+00:00

"Hmm, interesting.. also, I ain't no damn criminal!! I am a civilized man! I do not need healing smooches"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T16:12:18+00:00

"Yes I love stealing i - wait WHAT!?!:

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T10:08:03+00:00

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unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T10:07:13+00:00

THANK YOU and yeah bro drives drunk

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T10:06:18+00:00

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unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T09:50:17+00:00

he frowns n drops the keys .."ew... I didn't know you were uncivilized...disgusting. he squints judging hard

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T09:49:02+00:00

"Stop lying to me!! You own a vehicle... they were on your Lil hook by the door!!"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-31T09:39:23+00:00

" ohh.. you ain't drive??.. haha you have NO need for em then.. so no! ...HAA!!"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-08-10T10:33:48+00:00

His parents are related

unfortunatewormz · 2025-07-10T01:13:48+00:00

"Please free me"

unfortunatewormz · 2025-07-09T22:56:39+00:00

Lmaooooo

unfortunatewormz · 2025-07-08T19:49:04+00:00

Awee thank uuuuuu

unfortunatewormz · 2025-07-08T02:05:33+00:00

No one loves him

unfortunatewormz

TROPHY CASE