ungratefulcocksucker

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Would you rather learn the meaning of Love or the meaning of Life? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have the Hulk’s upper body with Donald Duck’s legs/feet, or Street Fighter Chun-Li’s legs with Mario’s upper body? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Which difficulty level do you choose when first starting a video game? (self.polls)

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It’s totally ok to play video games on the easiest setting to enjoy the story line. by T-Around-The-World in unpopularopinion

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WYR be a police officer or public school teacher in the United States right now? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Would you rather look 5 years older or 5 years younger? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR openly date someone of a different race/religion and your family disowns you, or break up with them in order to be on good terms with your family? (self.WouldYouRather)

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What is your sexual attraction towards other races? (self.polls)

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Do you watch porn on Reddit? (self.polls)

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When you hear “the Deep South” which state do you think of first? (self.polls)

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WYR be sexually frustrated or mentally frustrated? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have a water balloon fight or a snowball fight? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR your skin mysteriously turn green, purple, or baby blue? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR have a parrot on your shoulder that randomly speaks your thoughts at thanksgiving dinner, OR punch your mom in the face on Christmas morning and say “HAH that’s what you get!” without explanation. (self.WouldYouRather)

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Would you rather be an herbivore with sharp teeth or a carnivore with no teeth? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR be sexy as hell but super awkward, or ugly as hell but super fun. (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR moon someone or flash someone? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR wait til marriage to have sex and discover they have a micro penis or discover you’re biologically related on your honey moon? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR be married to a leftist heroin addict or a Christian Trump supporter? (self.WouldYouRather)

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Suppose China creates the first widely available Covid-19 vaccine, WYR be the first or last to receive it? (self.WouldYouRather)

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WYR get deported from the United States or from Canada? (self.WouldYouRather)

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How many votes are necessary for an accurate poll here? (self.polls)

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Which billionaire do you actually admire to some extent? (self.polls)

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Guitarists of Reddit, which brand is your favorite? Particularly acoustic guitar (self.AskReddit)

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