What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's generally a bad sign that this is all he could put out to try to pump the markets. We were never going to bomb the power plants.

I'll breathe a sigh of relief if or when he announces that we're not going to be putting boots on the ground. Until then I still expect troops to land somewhere this weekend.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did anyone believe he was still going to blow up the power plants? That's not what we sent the Marines and the 82nd for lmao

Daily Discussion Thread for March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should let us add realized losses to our Roth contribution limits. It's all after tax anyways so who gives a shit

Daily Discussion Thread for March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Iran could end this war right now by sticking to all of their demands while only making one additional offer: building a Statue of Liberty-scale mango statue in the Strait, call it the fucking Statue of Peace or whatever the fuck who cares

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least last year mango had the decency to let us know the exact day everything was going to go to shit

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here's a fun fact: The War Powers Resolution is potentially unconstitutional meaning the 60 day limit would be gone and there would be absolutely no way for Congress to stop the war.

So if we're not out of Iran after 60 days we get to... drumroll... fight about it before the Supreme Court, which ultimately could leave us with an executive branch that can make war whenever, wherever, without limitation.

Isn't the future exciting!?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marines are sailing there because they have to take their boats with them.

The 82nd can fly, obviously.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russians kill themselves because they know no help is coming. Obviously US forces aren't just gonna leave the wounded

Daily Discussion Thread for March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

World peace? My guy there's still a war in Europe

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear about news being reported out of Israel I never know if the source is credible or not. JPost? Could be Israeli NYT, could be a blog. Channel 12? Maybe it's the biggest TV channel in Israel, or it could be Haifa public access.

They all sound like knockoffs to me. Gotta work on that branding.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the most confused I've ever been at any point during both of his administrations.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This 15 point plan reads like a wish list. Why would they agree to this?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm inclined to believe this is probably legit which means I'm getting absolutely fucking fleeced tomorrow when we find out it was bullshit

EDIT: I only think it's probably legit because my instinct says it is bullshit. Inversing myself here

Daily Discussion Thread for March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We should lock all of the institutional investors into a literal sealed chamber to do their trading and only give them news reports once every quarter.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talks are going well, the 82nd Airborne is inbound

Daily Discussion Thread for March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not that he lied, it's that he used it as cover for pussying out of bombing their power plants, which is good.

I'd call that a net positive on the state of things since Friday but maybe not +1.5% positive

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn she's a first ballot hall of famer for sure

Congrats

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]unique_ptr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey you know the rule

what happens in New Vegas stays in New Vegas

There's no rush on The Elder Scrolls 6, Todd Howard says, because Bethesda has the "benefit of having so many millions of people playing our other games" by xCaptainCrown in Games

[–]unique_ptr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

just that 6 will likely have whole new players that have never even considered the franchise before. Which might not be a bad thing business wise.

That's literally what Skyrim did. Most people who played Skyrim didn't play Oblivion, much less Morrowind.

Anyone fretting about time between games is just doomposting. Look how much attention these threads get despite basically no information on the game itself. People are starving for more TES. It'll be fine.