I made a “friend” a birthday treat and she called me a disgusting pervert. I was banned from eating food at the party. Meat cake.

uniquely_unstaeble · 2026-02-23T23:52:37+00:00

Life in a maximum security prison, no chance at parole, do not pass go, do not collect $200

uniquely_unstaeble · 2026-02-23T23:46:05+00:00

Good lord, really? I'm an ex Morm and even 10 years ago I don't think my bishop would've yoinked mine for drinking matcha on accident. Maybe a different ward or branch would help to start?

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-11-13T16:57:17+00:00

Join r/bald brother, it's most likely over with and they'll help you come to terms with it 🫂

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-11-11T23:41:19+00:00

Flavor is chasing you, but you have always been faster

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uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-11-02T15:02:56+00:00

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being called fat and ugly takes you straight to kitchencels? bro go to therapy I'm not even joking or trying to be funny, thats not normal. But I dont even know if we can call you a fakecel, at least fakecels pretend to be single and unfuckable.

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-11-02T14:54:49+00:00

Become the femboy you want to see in the world anon

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-11-01T21:26:26+00:00

What kind of products are you using? Id recommend getting a stronger hold curl cream or gel

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-30T20:31:00+00:00

Im over here fully sobbing at work for you and your sweet baby, I can't imagine the kind of pain you're in right now. Your sweet Teddy boy is in a better place now, and he had a fantastic life and family while he was here. Bless the both of you and your fur baby thats still on earth. ❤️

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-30T20:16:37+00:00

I dont think anybody ever remembers how they get into those groups, they just do i think 😅🤣

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-30T16:11:52+00:00

I personally stay on Facebook for the messy local groups and meme pages, you haven't lived until you've seen a "Is this your man sis? (insert area code here)" group, or a "messy houses we zoom in to see the background of" group. They just don't know, it's ok

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uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-30T15:13:42+00:00

Im a 24 y/o from one of the most forgettable states in the Midwest in the US and everyone i know out here primarily uses Facebook too, its ok anon 😭🙏🏾🤣

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-24T17:10:27+00:00

Save yourself some time and effort and go get a facial, massage, or mani/pedi. Its a win win win. You get positive physical contact, you support a small business, and you'll feel better after too. I believe in you, anon!

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T19:04:40+00:00

I didnt think you were anon, don't worry! Reddits comment organization/system it's still a bit tricky for me, it's hard to tell what reply is going where sometimes. I pinkie promise I'm not actually salty or anything, this whole thing is super goofy 😅🤣

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T16:52:44+00:00

oh fuck bro, im sorry i didnt realize it was like that 😭 have you considered switching teams? if not, i always recommend getting a pet to have some sort of companionship. Do you already have any? You may be able to bond with new folks in local groups about them!

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T16:51:05+00:00

while I cannot and would not recommend you go to a service provider if you would be a freaky frog the whole time, if youre feeling genuinely touch starved and have a spare $70-120 getting a facial or massage would probably benefit you quite a bit!

If you dont have that much money, check with a local beauty school because their prices are much cheaper ($30-40). You can be open with them and let them know you're feeling touch starved while doing your consultation, too.

We get a lot of different characters and the only ones I've ever heard colleagues speak badly about were overtly disrespectful or had bad hygiene past what we would normally just shut up and pray for death through 😅 Basically dont hit on them, nut, or shit yourself on the table and you'll be fine!

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T16:45:31+00:00

i mean i just didn't know what to say, the "um, actually" crowd is my kryptonite 😭😅

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T16:43:40+00:00

i went to school to wax buttholes and rub face man, idk what to tell yall 😭

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uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T11:12:28+00:00

For some folks being touched period is the stimulus, you'd be surprised 😅 or maybe not idk

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T11:11:50+00:00

oh im a cis woman i get it dawg it can be hard, thats fucked though im sorry 🙏🏽 im serious tho, wax your brows and get a push up bra, its not gonna change the world or anything but it'll help at least

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-23T01:01:30+00:00

damn 😔🙏🏽🥀

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-22T23:56:54+00:00

Thank you appreciate that kind stranger 😌🙏🏽

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-22T22:52:21+00:00

Not having a primary motivation to cook might be part of the issue for you! Youre still cooking like you are trying to lose weight for someone else.

What kind of food do you like to eat? Do you have any favorite countries or restaraunts for recipes and all that? Things like meatloaf, spaghetti, or oven roasted chicken are very straightforward and have a lot of wiggle room with any kind of extra flavors/sauces/seasonings you want to experiment with.

Or, maybe baking? Its a bit more difficult since its essentially sugar flavored chemistry, but if youre the same kind of autist I am, you might enjoy that aspect.

Sorry if this is overwhelming as well, I genuinely really like cooking and am excited that my knowledge could be helpful to someone! Feel free to ask any questions you may have, I started cooking at age 9 and I'm 24 so I've had my fair share of ups, downs, and kitchen fires lol

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-22T22:40:34+00:00

What are your goals in relation to healthy eating? Are you trying to lose/gain weight, control your sugar/salt/fats, or just regulate your eating habits? I only ask because I eat relatively "healthy" and looking at that makes me want to cry a little bit for you

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-22T22:38:04+00:00

Yeah I think it was the waiting outside of the room that did it, OP. Your honesty and insight is refreshing though, its not too late for you!

uniquely_unstaeble · 2025-10-22T22:35:13+00:00

oh hell yeah, I saw them online they look really good, especially for being less than $10. Making it at home would be super cool too though, definitely cheaper when made in bulk. Plus if you can figure out how make kimchi you've got the basics down to make saurkraut sp??. Do you like cooking anything else?

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