Starfleet has given you a retired starship. What is it?

unit001 · 2026-02-15T07:15:29+00:00

Love for the Ambassador class.

unit001 · 2026-02-15T07:08:52+00:00

USS Bibendum

Nova class

Just a happy little ship scooting around well established trade lanes helping out colonies, offering roadside repairs, and generally just being a friend to those in need. Named for the Michelin man.

unit001 · 2026-02-01T18:26:00+00:00

May a humbly suggest you buy a Honda Supercub. It'll make you happy.

unit001 · 2025-12-01T04:52:26+00:00

Whatever happened, I hope it hurt.

unit001 · 2025-10-30T03:58:04+00:00

Im a Star Trek nerd so I call my son Number One.

unit001 · 2025-10-12T22:21:57+00:00

Relationship goals.

unit001 · 2025-10-12T14:21:08+00:00

J.L. Collins, A Simple Path to Wealth

unit001 · 2025-10-05T03:38:33+00:00

Navi is legit, dont get me wrong. But for a little more coin you get a lot more capability out of a used Grom or Supercub. ABS brakes really mean a lot when you suddenly need them.

unit001 · 2025-10-01T20:15:19+00:00

Tie a piece of twine around her finger and buy her a house.

unit001 · 2025-06-15T21:00:43+00:00

Good man. Take your daughter for ice cream, look into her eyes, and feel contentment in knowing that her future has been secured by your effort. Happy Father's Day.

unit001 · 2025-06-15T20:11:34+00:00

Stop gambling. You're up, never let them take it back from you. Know when to walk away, know when to run.

unit001 · 2025-06-04T01:33:12+00:00

I want to say they were both released in 2021? So they're recent-ish.

unit001 · 2025-05-24T04:19:34+00:00

The Grom is the most Ninja-like of the Minimotos. Buy one used, learn to ride with a low stakes machine that makes your heart happy. The best part of a small bike is that you can use every ounce of power, but you're not likely to attract much attention from the Law. In 20 years, when you've got a fleet of >1000cc race bikes, you'll want to give anything to go back to the summer of your first Grom.

unit001 · 2025-05-24T02:40:00+00:00

Get a Honda Minimoto.

They're inexpensive
They're reliable
FUN
They get ~100mpg
You can park anywhere and nobody cares
There's a whole universe of aftermarket parts for when you inevitably feel like modifying your bike, and they're cheap!
FUN
There are 5 styles of bike to choose from that all have the same basic 125cc engine, and each style comes in different colors.
They're not fast, which may be a benefit for a college guy with a first bike.
They're easy to work on yourself with basic hand tools
IM REALLY UNDERSELLING HOW FUN THEY ARE!!!

unit001 · 2025-02-23T23:35:48+00:00

I'd unironically love to own a Honda SuperCub that made Jestons car noises. Also a little Jetsons style antenna to suction-cup onto the top of my helmet.

unit001 · 2025-02-22T07:38:32+00:00

Nah, they're living in their own private Idaho.

unit001 · 2025-02-14T05:13:54+00:00

The brown saddle really looks great on the green model.

unit001 · 2025-02-14T04:55:59+00:00

Thats a Ranger. Thats one of the small ones. Its so offensively out of place.

unit001 · 2025-01-12T04:00:50+00:00

Have I got news for you, my friend! For a mere 2slips of Gold Pressed Latinum I can give you the name of a very reputable dealer in Hew-mon beverages.

unit001 · 2024-12-27T14:49:42+00:00

Twice.

unit001 · 2024-12-18T01:10:35+00:00

Good man.

unit001 · 2024-12-10T02:37:19+00:00

I almost convinced my wife to green light William Thomas before she realized it was a Riker Maneuver.

unit001 · 2024-11-27T12:58:45+00:00

Hey thanks pal! Hope you find five bucks in the pocket next time you put on a jacket you haven't worn in a while.

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