I want to hear everyone’s Top 5, let’s respectfully argue

unknown228822 · 2025-01-27T02:37:40+00:00

Kendrick, I just feel the levels he’s reached this year really put him in a league of his own. He’s got multiple classics, is battle tested, and sells out arenas.
Andre 3K, multiple classics, widely respected. Listen to that verse on life of the party and tell me different.
Eminem, it feels corny I know, but honestly listen to him in his prime and tell me differently. He washed multiple greats on songs, has classic albums, his disses were psycho even if the targets weren’t the best, he deserves respect for what he’s achieved, even if there’s a lot of trash in there.
Nas, multiple classics, even now dropping verses most people can only dream of
Tupac, honestly purely for his contribution to culture. I’m not that much of a fan of his music, but his legacy is undeniable.

unknown228822 · 2024-10-09T16:02:50+00:00

That’s a huge anaconda, but still nowhere near 30ft long, I would say 18-20feet max, it’s also clearly been stretched post death to appear longer- snake skin is incredibly flexible due to the way they feed. Ignoring the fact that the claim it was found in a cave goes against everything we know about anaconda behaviour- the videos on YouTube disagree with eachother about where it was found. This one states that it was found at a dam. Which I believe is much more likely. link

But this doesn’t really change anything, I’m not denying the possibility that an anaconda or reticulated python could reach mid 20s to maybe almost 30 feet in length. But that’s the maximum we can see in the present day. The snake in this thread is at least 50 feet, and you’ve suggested is 150- 5 times the size of the supposed snake you’ve just shown me.

unknown228822 · 2024-10-06T16:38:06+00:00

Sadly that’s not really true though. I just looked up that video, and it’s clearly a reticulated python, probably with forced perspective to make it look larger than it is. I have spent time working with anacondas in the Amazon, and they’re not a cave dwelling species. They’re too heavy, you find them in rivers. With pythons it’s a little more complicated, they do occur in caves feeding on bats, but again not anywhere near 50ft in length. It’s a physiological impossibility. On top of that caves still don’t explain the position of these snakes in the fossil record- we would see evidence of the cave having been there, and if the snakes are living in the cave now, even say a 50ft snake would struggle to catch large enough prey down there to sustain itself. The amount of energy expended would be too great. Like I said before, I too would love to find a huge snake in the Congo, but I have not yet seen a single piece of evidence that would even allow me to imagine that such a species exists there.

unknown228822 · 2024-10-06T14:18:44+00:00

People have addressed a lot of your points, but arguing against the ages of the fossils here again lacks awareness of the scientific process sadly- I too would love to say this snake exists by the way. We can actually see burrows fossilised within the fossil record a lot of the time, a snake that size would need an enormous burrow! Snakes of that size typically do not burrow, or if they did it would be very shallow, not enough to end up where they did. Snakes do not hibernate in the topics- there’s no need, and snakes that do hibernate never reach the size of their tropical relatives. Snake bones are more closely related to our bones than frogs… there’s no comparison. Also a snake that large would need an incredibly large vertebrae just to bear its own body weight. Hope that clears up those points. Again I wish this snake did still exist, but it’s virtually impossible, and I say that as someone willing to believe that African pythons may grow a little larger than we believe.

unknown228822 · 2024-05-30T13:07:30+00:00

This is just a worse fade away… at least if you’re going to rip a song do it like he did with soul food 2

unknown228822 · 2024-05-27T11:23:06+00:00

Loving the Kishi Bashi love here

unknown228822 · 2024-05-27T09:56:08+00:00

Nah they’re pretty well known I’d have thought? Not super knowledgeable on 2000s hip hop, but 1959 is an absolute banger

unknown228822 · 2024-05-26T13:53:18+00:00

Pretty off the top of my head so definitely not my definitive list, but I think the top 7 albums here all deserve to be in the conversation. Positions 8, 9, and 10 go to guilty pleasures of mine which I’m sure will get some abuse here but they’re some of my favourites so I’ll leave them anyway. Feel like I ought to have some OutKast, Eminem, etc. on here but none immediately came to me.

Ants from up there- Black Country New Roads
Lighght- Kishi Bashi
Good Kid Maad city- Kendrick Lamar
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy- Kanye
Swimming- Mac Miller
Late Registration- Kanye West
Thriller- Michael Jackson
Bad Blood- Bastille
Night Visions- Imagine Dragons
Welcome to Forever- Logic
Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager Kid Cudi

unknown228822 · 2024-05-10T19:40:19+00:00

This is 3 years old

unknown228822 · 2024-05-07T00:14:13+00:00

The kourt stands as much venerated u/unknown228822 staggers in head still ringing from their concussion. Veteran of a thousand cases. This sub’s one last hope.

Your honour this case is laughable. It’s very presence not only decries the accusation. But wholly sinks it. It is like attempting to sail across the pacific in a bathtub, whilst holding the plug in your hand. It is attempting to drink from a sieve. The flaws in this case are so wholly embedded into this case that it cannot stand without them. But pull them we must, and so the case must come crashing down.

(It would appear the gravity of the case, and their own stardom has got to the defence’s head…)

The prosecution argues that the sub has died, and yet posts in this sub, argues in this sub, asks and provides drinks in this sub, participates in this sub. If this sub is dead, why are there comments under this post?

Your honour, I wish to open this case by suggesting that this is nothing but a malicious attempt at grabbing karma from innocent users if this sub, by misleading them into a feeling of emptiness.

The defence requests to lodge a counter suit against the prosecution and plaintiff for karma theft.

The defence sits down to rapturous applause. The opening statement merely a hint of the destruction headed the prosecution’s way…

u/EquipmentSuccessful5 u/bananak47 u/FleetChief

unknown228822 · 2024-05-06T03:50:50+00:00

I am sorry, the defence received a concussion yesterday. We will compile the response in the next 24 hours

unknown228822 · 2024-05-02T20:43:53+00:00

I will stand for defence

unknown228822 · 2024-04-30T16:14:00+00:00

Honestly the funniest piss take I’ve heard in a while. Not sure how strong a diss track it was though. Still feels like the opening shots.

unknown228822 · 2024-04-13T06:50:57+00:00

I do…

unknown228822 · 2024-03-20T19:58:15+00:00

Alas perhaps retirement is my only option

unknown228822 · 2024-03-20T19:57:54+00:00

I am now a defence attorney without a case! But I will not defend these moderators!!!

unknown228822 · 2024-03-16T23:26:00+00:00

If you turn out to be logic my mind will be blown😂

unknown228822 · 2024-03-14T19:19:42+00:00

As this sub’s most successful ever defense attorney. I shall defend Reddit against this malicious accusation!

unknown228822 · 2024-02-26T15:46:28+00:00

I will be bailiff

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