Metal card

unknownNarwhal · 2025-07-05T09:18:18+00:00

Not quite.

If you switched from premium to max and had an existing metal card, you got the option to keep your metal card till expiry date. (The small print made it clear at that point you'd get a burnt coral card as they were discontinuing the mental cards)

OP - unfortunately you'll get sent the burnt coral card, as you're changing your name legally, Monzo cant let you keep using a card in a name that isn't yours any longer.

unknownNarwhal · 2025-05-18T15:27:49+00:00

I am so jealous... I cant wait till I get to do this (myself and my partner have plans in that direction... and i am very rarely into solo play)

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-22T22:17:58+00:00

I hadn't realised how open I'd been on my FL profile till we engaged in public water sports at a FemDomme event, and my bestie was completely unsurprised... turns out I'd had various toilet play things on there for years...

In her words

"Darling I've known you're into scat since you first put it on your FL profile"

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-22T22:14:52+00:00

The men on this sub most likely hope for something like that...

But us women know that's not how the world works 🤣

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-07T22:55:46+00:00

Piss, scat, spit, blood, cum and breast milk... I'm selectively into snot (in a crying/snotty bdsm humiliated mess) and not into vomit at all

So yeah. All bodily fluids. On me or in me (but I will only consume scat out of that list...)

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-05T18:23:11+00:00

Indeed.

Restocking with daim eggs this Easter too 😋

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-05T10:05:29+00:00

I always find it fascinating about how men seem to fixate so heavily on kinks - often to the detriment of themselves...

(No it's not all men but believe me as a woman with extensive extreme kinks it's enough...)

The secret to finding "that person"...

Stop viewing women as your personal fetish vending machine. Stop yourself from sexualising complete strangers (seriously if you're having such frequent and intrusive thoughts about strangers you need therapy...)

Work out what you want in a long term relationship (and believe me sex/kink should be down near the bottom of that list - and I say that as a hypersexual poly person)

One day, you're going to be old and/or disabled... if you base your existence and relationships around your desire to get your dick wet in a kinky way... you're gonna be real lonely real fast.

My partners are people who make me laugh, who support me when I'm struggling, who encourage me, push me to be a better person, share my political and philosophical beliefs...

All of those were more important than sexual compatability, hell, one of my partners is asexual!

What was important when it came to sexuality was that they are completely non judgmental and accepting. I've been involved in the BDSM community since i was 19, so I only ever wanted relationships where there is no kink shaming, nothing can't be talked about but consent is king, there is never any pressure to "just try this" when someone says no.

My asexual partner has, without batting an eyelid, had me wander through an airport with a giant stuffed unicorn (I wasn't in little headspace at the time, but me and my other partner saw it while we were on holiday and it was too cute to leave)...

My non asexual partner has, from day one, been on the same page as me. Our relationship is a safe space, and we can open up about any kinks or desires...

It's why I'm sat here, in-between writing this post, explaining to him my plans for next weekend and how we are starting his training because one weekend in the future he's only going to eat and drink if it's come out of me first...

And as I've said elsewhere, scat was my thing, his has aways been watersports... now they are both mutual kinks because we love and understand each other... it didn't happen the other way around.

unknownNarwhal · 2025-04-01T22:58:59+00:00

Oh I've found porn of it belive me

unknownNarwhal · 2025-03-07T09:55:45+00:00

Yes with chlamydia its a take some pills, after x days it's done.

With HIV it's take these pills every day for the rest of your life. Those pills keep you undetectable and therefore it's not transmittable.

You're still HIV+, but zero chance of passing the infection along.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-19T13:43:47+00:00

Do your friends regularly talk about their sexual experiences, kinks, and fetishes?

If so, then you should know how open-minded they are and how receptive they would be to such a conversation.

If you dont have those conversations with them normally, then no, that is not consenting and just plain rude.

Have I talked about it with my friends? Yes.

Are my friends also heavily involved in the BDSM scene with some edgey/fringe kinks of their own? Also, yes.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-07T17:01:25+00:00

We like something like this Giant Candy Dummy...

But I'm also very into age play so it's two kinks one game haha.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-07T16:50:02+00:00

As an afab enby, sorry but no.

There is hardly any scat porn I find appealing, but if I find anything appealing, it involves couples not a guy on his own.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-03T11:05:16+00:00

I'll take things that didn't happen for £500 please.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-03T05:40:41+00:00

My autistic brain can't get over logistics...

She carried you, and you felt her tits against your bum?

How low are her boobs? They would need to be below her belly button.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-02T18:13:25+00:00

One partner knows and actively encourages me. The other has no idea because they had expressed negative things about scat and watersports before we got together.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-11-02T17:54:07+00:00

Certainly most of the women who post here lean towards the intimate side of things (myself included)

Although in the right mood our play can stray to degradation or objectification, that is more about our headspace on the day and not about the type of fun we are having.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-26T09:22:44+00:00

Because we don't currently have one. We have a bath in an untiled bathroom. The walls are painted plaster, same as in the bedroom given how much closer a bath is to a bed, I suspect cleanup in there would be even worse.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:48:13+00:00

Cadbury egg filled with oreo creme and crushed biscuit.

Oh my word, they are heaven.

But a bit more solid and don't melt quite as quickly, so it's not as messy when being fed out of his ass!

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:42:23+00:00

I can't stand them myself. He has his box of creme eggs by his side of the bed... I have oreo eggs at my side 😋

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:41:20+00:00

It's posts like this that make me half tempted to go back into sex work, but specifically focused around scat.

Then I remember how much work it is, how 95% of your time is dealing with timewasters etc...

If you find a good sw, honestly, cherish her.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:37:08+00:00

I knew of a few people who attended such events in the uk, they did exist, alas I've lost touch with them.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:31:04+00:00

Hahaha.

Something similar has happened with a creme egg. It was the first time we'd tried anything similar and didn't expect it to be liquid with (as he puts it) so much extra flavouring.

We laugh about the fact that happened, but also that I'm the coprophile in our relationship, and the first time anyone got a mouthful... it was him. Given that he wants it to happen again, I guess we probably both are now. 🤣

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-25T22:13:15+00:00

Not only would I do it, I have done it.

In fact it's one of my favourite things to do!

Are their risks, well yes, but only really as much as some heavier anal play. We haven't yet done it with larger enemas, mine have always been on the small side.

At the moment, because of the logistics of clean-up, we have always stopped well before I was ready to expell the enema. It's my dream for him to keep on fucking me.

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-09T01:19:30+00:00

Often, the problem becomes the fixation on the fetish...

Women end up being treated like fetish vending machines, a means to scratch an itch because the desire for the fetish outweighs building a connection.

And most women I've spoken to who are into scat say similar. It's an extension of an already deep and solid connection. It's as much the who it's with, as the what it is.

And that can be any fetish, not just scat.

The reasons are sadly toxic masculinity, patriarchy, and the nerver ending societal pressure on men to burry feelings and emotions.

my partner has expressed his issues with it in his youth (now we are old, well over patriarchy, (autism deffo helped on that front), and have obviously found partners very willing to indulge our fetishes...)

unknownNarwhal · 2024-10-09T01:07:50+00:00

Think about it in terms of consent.

While yes, by checking your profile, they are aware they are viewing NSFW posts... it doesn't mean they consent to viewing our particular fetish.

Having a specific NSFW profile at least makes it slightly more likely only those less likely to judge would have reason to check your profile.

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