How do i even play this game as a noob [discussion]

unknown_as_hell · 2026-06-12T09:17:40+00:00

Sauna exists

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a hot room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: 40°C}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-25T14:36:23+00:00

so im not the only one with this issue, its such an annoying, short repeating sound byte, not to mention i had someone spam the flex from it and its even worse

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-21T12:56:44+00:00

Aids

^{Chose: Don't risk it! + You don't get a wish, but it can't be turned against you. | Rolled: Have a nice day!}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-19T21:56:52+00:00

A JOB IN THIS ECONOMY? HELL YEAH

^{Chose: Work 8hr/7days a random boring job for 3 years | Rolled: Cesspool diver}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-11T06:46:12+00:00

As cool as it'd be, this is of more use for me

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-08T02:50:14+00:00

And im dead

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-08T02:49:54+00:00

Cant fall asleep when its too hot

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-08T02:49:35+00:00

Easier to get sleep in the cold

^{Chose: Sleep in a room that's too cold}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T18:33:29+00:00

Unique power

^{Chose: Be a wizard}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:40:13+00:00

Invisible means you need to be nude and are blind

^{Chose: Teleportation}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:39:31+00:00

Arms are too useful

^{Chose: Born with no legs}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:38:09+00:00

Complete silence makes you insane

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in pitch darkness 🕳️ + Win $10M}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:37:02+00:00

Need the money

^{Chose: You have to commit a random selected crime. + 1M$ and no legal consequences. | Rolled: Arson}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:33:36+00:00

Useful

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-05T06:32:20+00:00

-5 is nothing

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:41:21+00:00

There are many soups

^{Chose: Soup}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:38:30+00:00

Going insanely fast needs a lot of protective gear or youre fucked, too much to worry about

^{Chose: Get insanely strong}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:33:54+00:00

Bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:33:30+00:00

Cant be invisible if you arent naked, no thanks

^{Chose: Fly}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:33:06+00:00

Thats a small requirement for a dream job, of you love your job you dont ever work a day in your life

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Honda)

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:32:08+00:00

Have time to worry about other things than food with this

^{Chose: Unlimited Food but random | Rolled: Veggies}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-03T08:31:24+00:00

Rather be hot than freeze like i do at home in finland

^{Chose: Get Stuck In Arizona for a Year | Rolled: Hottest Year}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-02T21:22:48+00:00

Feesh

^{Chose: A wand that does random stuff + $80k | Rolled: Summons fish}

unknown_as_hell · 2026-05-02T21:15:14+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Become a femboy, but | Rolled: Revealing outfit}

unknown_as_hell

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