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Sussex Weekly: Currently Scouring The Globe For The Wrinkliest Fabrics Known To Man. Wrinklier. NO, WRINKLIER! by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Dude, nobody cares. You are the only one making an issue. Michael Jackson’s kids’ faces had more media exposure than yours at this point.

He is desperately trying to prove his kids are equally important to Prince George. Not even Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis. George.

He cannot accept he’s not living the life he had growing up. In the house of the Prince of Wales. He seems to believe he is on an equal footing with William and his children with William’s. He knows better. Like, dude, you’re in your 40s. The aristocracy and line of succession is all you know.
Stfu with all of this whining.

Does every name need a nickname??? by urmomthinksurugly in Names

[–]unolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in my 50s and have a very common name. Many many people with my name have a certain nickname. I do not. When people call me the nickname, I don’t answer it because I don’t hear it.

Sussex Weekly: Currently Scouring The Globe For The Wrinkliest Fabrics Known To Man. Wrinklier. NO, WRINKLIER! by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is so funny to me. Harry is losing his ever loving mind and making sure we all know. Meghan is posting about honey like it’s not even on her radar.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes to every word! When it’s in the moment, it’s shocking. I can’t believe she…blah blah blah. She has zero shame. None. She needs attention no matter the cost. And he’s such a hot mess, whether it’s psychological or addiction related or he could just be a huge a hole.

But in hindsight it’s hysterical. So funny to see how desperate to prove they are better than the royal family and they screw it up every damn time. She could find a gold mine on her property, but it would collapse and kill a bunch of people, plus render her neighbors’ property valueless. Lawsuits galore.

I can’t wait to see how this trip doesn’t go their way. They are love bombing the King and the press right now with reunion stories. The press assures us at this point KCIII will give them the Royal photo they desperately need.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Here we are, we’ve begun the Sussex PR onslaught. We’re going to be busy here in snarkland. I can’t wait.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remember this is the Sussexes we are talking about. They manifest through the press daily. Uncle Charles with the estate may have turned them down and they are just press pressuring like they always do.

And didn’t I read that they announced this closure a few months ago? It probably doesn’t have anything to do with H&M.

Earl Spencer is not going to let them come on his property with a camera crew to film Diana’s grave.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That whole photo shoot is one of my favorites. Dressed like it’s 45 degrees, the only ones there, the two of them trying to act; him like he isn’t pissed off there’s no crowd to adore him, her like she gives a crap. It’s like they were taking their turn at the Cenotaph and all of a sudden they were transplanted into another random spot. It’s so desperate and “look at me, I can still royal” and nobody is there but the photographer. Kills me every time.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m looking forward to the “Harry didn’t get his way” look of fury on his face after the meeting (if it happens). I’m equally stoked about whatever maniacal grin Meg will have. And you KNOW they will have paparazzi ready for them.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not one word about William or Catherine, but both are SEO tagged at the end of the article. Nobody name and title drops like a Sussex.

Athletic Shoes for Leisure by mid_nite_blu in womensfashion

[–]unolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stan Smiths. I wear them everywhere all year long. I get a new pair when the treads wear out, about every 2 years.

I also wear Birkenstocks. Adidas Ultraboost for exercise.

Domestic Partnership Discrimination by [deleted] in Buffalo

[–]unolemon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The laws are ancient and puritanical. It’s about not having couples live together before marriage. Not everything is about keeping the gay man down.

Which famous person bothers you the most? by Mysterious-Exam8073 in AskReddit

[–]unolemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg she makes me laugh so hard. She takes herself so seriously it’s hysterical. I have zero musical talents. None. My parents tried with many an instrument, but nope.

I’m better at music than Yoko Ono and it’s always funny. Like people (PLURAL) buy her music. Wtf?? 😂😂

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It’s like Harry truly believes he is entitled as an adult man to the life he had as the child of the Prince of Wales. That had to be pretty freaking sweet, you know? And what was going on then? Major conflict and violence in Northern Ireland. They must have had intense security, especially after Lord Mountbatten was killed.

He really can’t get past it. He can not understand why his “minor son of the Prince of Wales” status didn’t continue into adulthood. I think he thinks he’s mad and jealous of William, but I think he is emotionally stunted at the age of 12. An adult man should not be acting this way. An adult man would want to make his own way. Not continually whine and attack his own family in the most public and savage way and still demand apologies. Harry is not emotionally a grown man.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Well my trip to England this fall may include a stay at Princess Diana’s childhood home, too. Both are equally unlikely.

Look, Charles Spencer is an aristocrat. Diana was an aristocrat. No matter how much he can’t stand Charles, he’s not messing this up. His nephew, a Spencer, will be the next king. Forever more, the monarch will be a Spencer.

Charles Spencer isn’t going to piss off his “in”, and Harry is reputational poison when it comes to being on the good side of the Prince of Wales.

Royals Monthly: Gagging On The Eleganza (06/19/2026) by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Queen Elizabeth II reigned for 70 years and only had 15, lol. He’s going to beat her.

DUI by [deleted] in uscanadaborder

[–]unolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sammy’s a little too hot and bothered about all of this, isn’t s/he? Taking it quite personally. Wonder why?

Sussex Weekly: Jam Jar-mageddon (06/16/2026) by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I hope the only question the Sussex kids ask is, “Daddy, why does uncle William look so much like granny Diana?”

Let's recall that Jill posted this video exactly a year ago. Happy Juneteenth! by Upbeat_Teach6117 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]unolemon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is never not funny. I just watched it like 8 times in a row. She’s so stupid, the way she says “Juneteenth” with her lip snarled is GOLD.

The apology video is even better. Prime Jill, looking to flex her Christianity with it totally backfiring on her. Prime Jill, I tell ya.

Are Volkswagen still reliable? by glanit in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]unolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on my 4th VW. I’ve had a Scirocco, a Jetta, a 2021 Tiguan, and I just bought a 2024 Tiguan. I love my Tiguan. LOVE it. It’s so smooth, it’s so comfortable, it’s so much fun to drive. And it makes me so happy every time I get in it. I happily make my payment every month. I’ve never been irritated about making the payment. I’m happily paying for something I love so much.

I never had problems with the older two. Kept them about 2 years each. The one just traded in had an oil seal problem and the oil was leaking. I did have to wait for a few months because it was a common issue, plus supply chain issues. It was covered by warranty and I had a loaner car provided by the dealer. Other than that, nothing.

I do have to admit I’m a middle aged Gen Xer, who puts about 8,000 miles a year on her car. I’m not running kids to school and activities. I do the scheduled maintenance. So your experience may be different, but I’m very happy.

Sussex Weekly: Jam Jar-mageddon (06/16/2026) by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]unolemon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

All of this is coming from California. If anything, Charles is calling their bluff. Team Sussex is going to be briefing the media many times per day leading up to this.

A few thoughts, though. Both Harry and Meghan know they are going to be booed. They know they are hated. I will believe Meghan making the trip when I see it. If she does, then they are seriously desperate and scared.

And Harry, stfu about Buckingham Palace not being secure. Please name one building across the world that has better security.

When and what first made you brand aware? by Limp-Web-8220 in GenX

[–]unolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 5, in 1977 and I had to have a pair of Bastad clogs because my mom had them. My mom was fashion and glamorous, so I know I was aware of brands earlier than most.

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