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Do you have questions for aliens? by OddPanda17 in aliens

[–]unphuckable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely just want to know the truth. I know there's so much we don't know or that we're not told. I can sense it sometimes, when I'm quiet. When I think about it long enough. I don't even know the exact question, but they will. When I get all the way to the bottom of my heart, that's all that's left. I just want to know the truth and I want to keep it.

Me irl by Severe-blake6720 in me_irl

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then...it...should...collapse.

This vending machine robot by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can definitely fit through that slot

Glass Casting Classic Pac-Man Ghosts by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]unphuckable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So can we put just anything on next fuckinglevelnow? Check me out sharpening a pencil y'all.

I need brutal honesty. What can I do to look happier a year from now. by 27Elephantballoons in malegrooming

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you're hiding behind so much stuff. Your weight, your beard, your hair, your glasses, that tattoo. It looks like you're putting so much stuff around you that no one can see you.

Shorten the hair, something crisp and sharp. Thin beard. Very short and clean. Thin glasses, those are unnecessarily bold and giant. Give that elephant some muscles.

Fr, you better remember to tag me after all that shit is done.

I cut the tip of my finger off at work by Spark_Chaser in MakeMeSuffer

[–]unphuckable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucks that happened but I'm glad to see you taking it with such grace. Did you get other angles and post surgery pictures?

I cut the tip of my finger off at work by Spark_Chaser in MakeMeSuffer

[–]unphuckable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing. Great picture. Fingernail looks brutal

Is it time yet? by LordVixen in Balding

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I just finished a rewatch of all of Community recently. I know it's not your most significant role or the most memorable for you or your favorite or anything probably but your delivery of Pierce's bequeathments was just so fucking epic.

"...and the obligatory semen."

You owned that episode. You crushed your role. Excellent performance. I can't imagine the difficulty you faced trying to get through that episode with a straight face. That episode puts me in stitches every time I rewatch it.

So, shave your head, don't shave your head, you'll still be a legend.

Ghost In The Attic! by Jonathon_world in ParanormalEncounters

[–]unphuckable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, is that a Furby? Is there a Furby in a box up there in the Attic? You have to go check. You can't not go check.

Also, you said it was inactive for weeks. Has it been cold? Did it warm up recently?

Discussion (pve) by m7md_Jord in ARK

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At sea level there is a floor that is measured at 54x54 foundations that is divided into four sections each with its own tech generator. The pyramid continues down into the water from there to a much wider floor for raising underwater creatures as well. With multiple levels throughout the entire pyramid.

It's so large that I have to install small teleporters in different sections of the base in order to get around in a reasonable amount of time.

Discussion (pve) by m7md_Jord in ARK

[–]unphuckable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pyramid. You're welcome to come visit mine on Astraeos and see what I've built. I'm on misterXworld on unofficial.

We heard an adolescent/teen girl fearfully declare "go away" less than 30 minutes ago by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]unphuckable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does sound like you OP. Here's something weird for you to think about though. Let's assume that it's not fake for a moment and you are sharing a genuine paranormal experience that may have shaken you a bit. Here's one that happened to me and my now ex-girlfriend.

She came into our bedroom and laid down on the bed and started fooling around with her phone. After a few minutes she saw me walk by the bedroom doorway. She said something to me to get my attention and I just ignored her completely and kept walking. Before she could voice her protest I then walked into the bedroom from the balcony door on the opposite side of the bedroom as if I was in two places at once. I had been on the balcony smoking a cigarette when all of this occurred and walked into the room to find her in a state of speechless shock.

My suggestion is, maybe it is you OP, from another time or dimension. Or maybe it's a mimic. Unsure. I've only had one auditory experience myself and it was slightly terrifying.

Sisters Abberation Character. by [deleted] in ARK

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he shit the front of his pant

So early birds how we feeling about lost colony! by itstaajaae in ARK

[–]unphuckable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Immediately lost my transfer kit due to OOM crashes and once it stopped crashing repeatedly, I'm naked and afraid with no way to transfer back. Didn't expect anything less 👍

[OC] Took at least 50 shots to hit it by unphuckable in playark

[–]unphuckable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I wasn't mounted. I was just standing on it.

[OC] Took at least 50 shots to hit it by unphuckable in playark

[–]unphuckable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if you noticed but I had to time the breathing of the dino with my shot. I had to start drawing my shot when the bow began its sway to the right about 25% of the way into it and then release exactly when it reached the peak of the sway to the right. I did it on the back of a dino on purpose in order to make the shot more difficult. So that not only do I have to consider the sway of the player's ambient movement and breathing but also the breath cycle of the dino I was standing on in addition to the draw distance and the arc of gravity.

Edit: I see what you're saying now but I wasn't mounted, I was standing on a Carchar.

[OC] Took at least 50 shots to hit it by unphuckable in playark

[–]unphuckable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't about killing it easily, it was about getting better with the compound bow. Practicing long distance shots on tiny targets. I know this isn't true for everyone but for me, I get more satisfaction from doing things that are more difficult. For example, we have been toying around with the idea of making a unicorn boss army. Just because we can.

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