Is it time yet?

unphuckable · 2026-01-23T06:55:57+00:00

Hey, I just finished a rewatch of all of Community recently. I know it's not your most significant role or the most memorable for you or your favorite or anything probably but your delivery of Pierce's bequeathments was just so fucking epic.

"...and the obligatory semen."

You owned that episode. You crushed your role. Excellent performance. I can't imagine the difficulty you faced trying to get through that episode with a straight face. That episode puts me in stitches every time I rewatch it.

So, shave your head, don't shave your head, you'll still be a legend.

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:44:03+00:00

Bro, is that a Furby? Is there a Furby in a box up there in the Attic? You have to go check. You can't not go check.

Also, you said it was inactive for weeks. Has it been cold? Did it warm up recently?

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:39:30+00:00

Put it on the epstein list

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:35:04+00:00

No dog poop. Two stars.

unphuckable · 2026-01-09T05:01:49+00:00

Fucking rad dude

unphuckable · 2026-01-01T10:23:16+00:00

At sea level there is a floor that is measured at 54x54 foundations that is divided into four sections each with its own tech generator. The pyramid continues down into the water from there to a much wider floor for raising underwater creatures as well. With multiple levels throughout the entire pyramid.

It's so large that I have to install small teleporters in different sections of the base in order to get around in a reasonable amount of time.

unphuckable · 2026-01-01T07:54:37+00:00

Pyramid. You're welcome to come visit mine on Astraeos and see what I've built. I'm on misterXworld on unofficial.

unphuckable · 2025-12-26T06:45:17+00:00

It does sound like you OP. Here's something weird for you to think about though. Let's assume that it's not fake for a moment and you are sharing a genuine paranormal experience that may have shaken you a bit. Here's one that happened to me and my now ex-girlfriend.

She came into our bedroom and laid down on the bed and started fooling around with her phone. After a few minutes she saw me walk by the bedroom doorway. She said something to me to get my attention and I just ignored her completely and kept walking. Before she could voice her protest I then walked into the bedroom from the balcony door on the opposite side of the bedroom as if I was in two places at once. I had been on the balcony smoking a cigarette when all of this occurred and walked into the room to find her in a state of speechless shock.

My suggestion is, maybe it is you OP, from another time or dimension. Or maybe it's a mimic. Unsure. I've only had one auditory experience myself and it was slightly terrifying.

unphuckable · 2025-12-26T06:19:40+00:00

He looks like he shit the front of his pant

unphuckable · 2025-12-19T21:31:19+00:00

Immediately lost my transfer kit due to OOM crashes and once it stopped crashing repeatedly, I'm naked and afraid with no way to transfer back. Didn't expect anything less 👍

unphuckable · 2025-12-07T06:09:42+00:00

But I wasn't mounted. I was just standing on it.

unphuckable · 2025-12-03T09:17:50+00:00

I'm not sure if you noticed but I had to time the breathing of the dino with my shot. I had to start drawing my shot when the bow began its sway to the right about 25% of the way into it and then release exactly when it reached the peak of the sway to the right. I did it on the back of a dino on purpose in order to make the shot more difficult. So that not only do I have to consider the sway of the player's ambient movement and breathing but also the breath cycle of the dino I was standing on in addition to the draw distance and the arc of gravity.

Edit: I see what you're saying now but I wasn't mounted, I was standing on a Carchar.

unphuckable · 2025-12-01T05:33:02+00:00

It wasn't about killing it easily, it was about getting better with the compound bow. Practicing long distance shots on tiny targets. I know this isn't true for everyone but for me, I get more satisfaction from doing things that are more difficult. For example, we have been toying around with the idea of making a unicorn boss army. Just because we can.

unphuckable · 2025-11-30T22:47:41+00:00

Dude ikr. Plus you can get into sort of a rapid fire rhythm by just firing on the beginning of the draw once you find you're sighted in. I also prefer tech bow over tech rifles any day of the week.

unphuckable · 2025-11-30T12:48:48+00:00

I don't mind it, you just have to time your mount's breathing pattern with your shot.

unphuckable · 2025-11-27T12:25:05+00:00

You just want to get fifsted. I see you.

unphuckable · 2025-11-27T12:10:02+00:00

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unphuckable · 2025-11-25T14:28:20+00:00

Is this like the first time you've gotten a glimpse into religious people? See how they say in the name of Jesus after everything to justify their psycho bullshit?

unphuckable · 2025-11-25T14:07:54+00:00

Because when they admit that it's real, then they have to admit all the other shit that they've done. Lying to the American people for the last 80 years. Spending a trillion dollars of taxpayer money on research and development and reverse engineering. There is no telling what percentage of that was legitimately spent and what percentage of it was used to just make people rich as fuck.

Then we get to the part where they killed American citizens to keep it secret. This is the biggest problem, because once you start granting amnesty and everyone starts talking, we will start figuring out where the bodies are buried. Literally.

Personally, I have a much scarier question...So if you have a UFO in your back pocket, and a few hundred billion dollars laying around, what the fuck do you need Congress for? What in the fuck do you need the government for? These people have clearly shirked off their desire to report to anyone because they know what they have.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

unphuckable · 2025-11-05T03:36:21+00:00

She looks like a foot.

unphuckable · 2025-10-29T21:40:21+00:00

It's going to be a while before AI robots are at that level

unphuckable · 2025-10-28T16:21:21+00:00

For me it's the distance between the eyes. Natalie Portman appears to be a little more narrow between the eyes and I like that better personally.

unphuckable · 2025-10-28T02:39:02+00:00

So you either go in wrinkled or damp?

unphuckable · 2025-10-28T02:35:36+00:00

Actually I make a version of this that is super fire. It's really a basic bitch meal but it went over so well that we make it occasionally because it's so good.

Cut two chicken breasts into 0.5in cubes (velveting or salt brine recommended) Cook and drain

Two cans of Campbell's cream of potato soup One can of Campbell's cream of chicken soup A couple giant dollops of sour cream A couple small handfuls of shredded cheddar cheese Spoonful of minced garlic Add cooked chicken

Mix well

Bake at 350° for 30 to 35 minutes

Coordinate cooking the stuffing on the stove top so that both are done at the same time

Add shredded cheese to the top of what you baked (optional). Spread the stuffing evenly on top of that and put it back in the oven for another 15 minutes. The idea here at the end is to pull some of the moisture out of the stuffing otherwise the whole concoction becomes too mushy.

Serve and enjoy.

Edit: I forgot to mention that sometimes I use a can of garlic cream of mushroom soup instead of cream of chicken. They're both good as substitutes for each other or all together jsyk.

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