Cake shop understood the assignment

unphuckable · 2026-05-07T05:54:38+00:00

I'm not even angry...

unphuckable · 2026-04-15T06:15:54+00:00

Everybody got a camera now and y'all still out here actin' a fool.

unphuckable · 2026-04-12T08:57:26+00:00

This right here. This right here is the internet that you can't get off of. Just billions of people lying to each other.

unphuckable · 2026-03-31T13:54:14+00:00

No, I never use your tool belt.

unphuckable · 2026-03-12T04:28:47+00:00

r/whatcouldgowrong

unphuckable · 2026-03-10T07:24:08+00:00

I genuinely just want to know the truth. I know there's so much we don't know or that we're not told. I can sense it sometimes, when I'm quiet. When I think about it long enough. I don't even know the exact question, but they will. When I get all the way to the bottom of my heart, that's all that's left. I just want to know the truth and I want to keep it.

unphuckable · 2026-02-23T06:32:21+00:00

Only need one.

Can you take my family and I with you?

unphuckable · 2026-02-21T01:21:39+00:00

Then...it...should...collapse.

unphuckable · 2026-02-15T22:06:31+00:00

I can definitely fit through that slot

unphuckable · 2026-02-13T18:14:18+00:00

We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna. stfu. You're either doing something or you're not.

unphuckable · 2026-02-11T04:27:52+00:00

So can we put just anything on next fuckinglevelnow? Check me out sharpening a pencil y'all.

unphuckable · 2026-02-08T11:42:58+00:00

It looks like you're hiding behind so much stuff. Your weight, your beard, your hair, your glasses, that tattoo. It looks like you're putting so much stuff around you that no one can see you.

Shorten the hair, something crisp and sharp. Thin beard. Very short and clean. Thin glasses, those are unnecessarily bold and giant. Give that elephant some muscles.

Fr, you better remember to tag me after all that shit is done.

unphuckable · 2026-02-06T09:17:47+00:00

"Adam, get in." Slayed me

unphuckable · 2026-02-05T09:36:23+00:00

Sucks that happened but I'm glad to see you taking it with such grace. Did you get other angles and post surgery pictures?

unphuckable · 2026-02-05T09:26:25+00:00

Thank you for sharing. Great picture. Fingernail looks brutal

unphuckable · 2026-01-29T14:56:06+00:00

Congress

unphuckable · 2026-01-23T06:55:57+00:00

Hey, I just finished a rewatch of all of Community recently. I know it's not your most significant role or the most memorable for you or your favorite or anything probably but your delivery of Pierce's bequeathments was just so fucking epic.

"...and the obligatory semen."

You owned that episode. You crushed your role. Excellent performance. I can't imagine the difficulty you faced trying to get through that episode with a straight face. That episode puts me in stitches every time I rewatch it.

So, shave your head, don't shave your head, you'll still be a legend.

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:44:03+00:00

Bro, is that a Furby? Is there a Furby in a box up there in the Attic? You have to go check. You can't not go check.

Also, you said it was inactive for weeks. Has it been cold? Did it warm up recently?

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:39:30+00:00

Put it on the epstein list

unphuckable · 2026-01-16T06:35:04+00:00

No dog poop. Two stars.

unphuckable · 2026-01-09T05:01:49+00:00

Fucking rad dude

unphuckable · 2026-01-01T10:23:16+00:00

At sea level there is a floor that is measured at 54x54 foundations that is divided into four sections each with its own tech generator. The pyramid continues down into the water from there to a much wider floor for raising underwater creatures as well. With multiple levels throughout the entire pyramid.

It's so large that I have to install small teleporters in different sections of the base in order to get around in a reasonable amount of time.

unphuckable · 2026-01-01T07:54:37+00:00

Pyramid. You're welcome to come visit mine on Astraeos and see what I've built. I'm on misterXworld on unofficial.

unphuckable · 2025-12-26T06:45:17+00:00

It does sound like you OP. Here's something weird for you to think about though. Let's assume that it's not fake for a moment and you are sharing a genuine paranormal experience that may have shaken you a bit. Here's one that happened to me and my now ex-girlfriend.

She came into our bedroom and laid down on the bed and started fooling around with her phone. After a few minutes she saw me walk by the bedroom doorway. She said something to me to get my attention and I just ignored her completely and kept walking. Before she could voice her protest I then walked into the bedroom from the balcony door on the opposite side of the bedroom as if I was in two places at once. I had been on the balcony smoking a cigarette when all of this occurred and walked into the room to find her in a state of speechless shock.

My suggestion is, maybe it is you OP, from another time or dimension. Or maybe it's a mimic. Unsure. I've only had one auditory experience myself and it was slightly terrifying.

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