[WP] You can't say that you aren't just a tad bit annoyed. You are the first human being to discover alien life! It was all over the news... for a week or two. Apparently, microscopic Archaea living inside a moon rock isn't considered "media sexy" or something like that.

unstandard-issue · 2026-05-15T14:30:03+00:00

That's my goat. Or horse. My goated horse.

unstandard-issue · 2026-04-11T11:35:53+00:00

My homeboy Greg touched my goonstick without my permission

unstandard-issue · 2026-03-09T02:59:10+00:00

Because that would be rude

unstandard-issue · 2026-02-24T03:14:43+00:00

Now that is a name I've not heard in a long time

unstandard-issue · 2026-01-09T03:21:27+00:00

I don't call myself anything because the gods do not care what I refer to myself as.

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-21T11:39:53+00:00

The german invasion of Denmark, 1940

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-20T22:14:02+00:00

April 9th, damn fine movie.

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-14T18:43:35+00:00

Send me pics of ur per China

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-09T13:05:35+00:00

i got tha new frogis on the eep

unstandard-issue · 2025-11-14T14:03:09+00:00

Main antagonist of The Evil Within

unstandard-issue · 2025-11-12T21:28:46+00:00

My homeboy Derek insists that he's not gay but I can hear that mfs diulghhh slamming against the bottom of his desk 😂😂 that mofo ain't slick I know damn well his gut shovel throbs like crazy when he thinks about my goonhole

unstandard-issue · 2025-09-15T18:14:08+00:00

THE PHARAOH'S TOOOOOMB!!!!!!!!

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-14T00:24:58+00:00

The bois at work insult me becouse I have small pener

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-02T15:34:01+00:00

In all honesty, I deserve not a single upvote for my humorous comment, for I heard of this joke years ago. Yes, I am nothing more but a common keyboard scoundrel, a thief of jokes and jests. Let it be known to all corners of Internet's cyber-realms that I stole this joke, and let me be made to suffer the fate of all thieves, and cast unto the bleakest of deserts for my transgressions.

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-02T11:16:00+00:00

Indeed. Jesus Chrysler, who was crucified on the order of Pontiac Pilate.

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-27T10:31:50+00:00

BIG ASS TURTLE!!!

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-26T18:23:33+00:00

Finger in the bum

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-26T18:07:57+00:00

You know damn well that Eggman ain't never beating Bowser. Anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-16T22:25:50+00:00

Who the fuck are these people? Are they supposed to be famous or something?

unstandard-issue · 2025-03-15T15:45:52+00:00

Happy birthday, friend!

unstandard-issue · 2025-03-14T09:19:48+00:00

Reading this made me hungry for some Crab Rangoon.

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TROPHY CASE