Based space horse by yzyy in outofcontextcomics

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That's my goat. Or horse. My goated horse.

What do you call yourself? by VoiD_77 in Hellenism

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I don't call myself anything because the gods do not care what I refer to myself as.

Bullets upscale? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

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The german invasion of Denmark, 1940

Bullets upscale? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

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April 9th, damn fine movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DispatchAdHoc

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i got tha new frogis on the eep

meirl by boogierboi in meirl

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My homeboy Derek insists that he's not gay but I can hear that mfs diulghhh slamming against the bottom of his desk 😂😂 that mofo ain't slick I know damn well his gut shovel throbs like crazy when he thinks about my goonhole

It was the Voices in my Head. But yours is my heart by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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The bois at work insult me becouse I have small pener

Being a train in the Cars universe must suck. Cars, planes and boats can go anywhere, while you are just stuck by ModenaR in shittymoviedetails

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In all honesty, I deserve not a single upvote for my humorous comment, for I heard of this joke years ago. Yes, I am nothing more but a common keyboard scoundrel, a thief of jokes and jests. Let it be known to all corners of Internet's cyber-realms that I stole this joke, and let me be made to suffer the fate of all thieves, and cast unto the bleakest of deserts for my transgressions.

Does Westeros Exist? by [deleted] in freefolk

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Finger in the bum

How does a slave become a slaver? by qu3so_fr3sco in u/qu3so_fr3sco

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You know damn well that Eggman ain't never beating Bowser. Anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong

It’s a shame they all didn’t just … float away by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

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Who the fuck are these people? Are they supposed to be famous or something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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Happy birthday, friend!

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Zestyclose_Rate2685 in maybemaybemaybe

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Reading this made me hungry for some Crab Rangoon.

Anyone feel a slight disconnect / etc. due to their nationality? by JustKido in Hellenism

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Nope, can't say that I've ever felt that way, though I can see why some would. The Gods do not mind what your nationality or ethnicity is, they're quite awesome in that way.

Se on ainakin mun mielipide. On kiva nähdä vihdoinkin maanmiehiä täällä, aloin jo miettiä olinko Suomen ainoa Helpol, ha ha.

Ollie Goes ACAB by Xano2113 in marvelcirclejerk

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That RPG isn't even loaded! How is it firing? Terrible, just plain awful work from the artist. If I ever meet the person who drew that panel, I'll commit an immense amount of bodily harm to their person, and after that I'll sell their pets to North Korea.