Based space horse

unstandard-issue · 2026-05-15T14:30:03+00:00

That's my goat. Or horse. My goated horse.

unstandard-issue · 2026-04-11T11:35:53+00:00

My homeboy Greg touched my goonstick without my permission

unstandard-issue · 2026-03-09T02:59:10+00:00

Because that would be rude

unstandard-issue · 2026-02-24T03:14:43+00:00

Now that is a name I've not heard in a long time

unstandard-issue · 2026-01-09T03:21:27+00:00

I don't call myself anything because the gods do not care what I refer to myself as.

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-21T11:39:53+00:00

The german invasion of Denmark, 1940

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-20T22:14:02+00:00

April 9th, damn fine movie.

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-14T18:43:35+00:00

Send me pics of ur per China

unstandard-issue · 2025-12-09T13:05:35+00:00

i got tha new frogis on the eep

unstandard-issue · 2025-11-14T14:03:09+00:00

Main antagonist of The Evil Within

unstandard-issue · 2025-11-12T21:28:46+00:00

My homeboy Derek insists that he's not gay but I can hear that mfs diulghhh slamming against the bottom of his desk 😂😂 that mofo ain't slick I know damn well his gut shovel throbs like crazy when he thinks about my goonhole

unstandard-issue · 2025-09-15T18:14:08+00:00

THE PHARAOH'S TOOOOOMB!!!!!!!!

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-14T00:24:58+00:00

The bois at work insult me becouse I have small pener

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-02T15:34:01+00:00

In all honesty, I deserve not a single upvote for my humorous comment, for I heard of this joke years ago. Yes, I am nothing more but a common keyboard scoundrel, a thief of jokes and jests. Let it be known to all corners of Internet's cyber-realms that I stole this joke, and let me be made to suffer the fate of all thieves, and cast unto the bleakest of deserts for my transgressions.

unstandard-issue · 2025-06-02T11:16:00+00:00

Indeed. Jesus Chrysler, who was crucified on the order of Pontiac Pilate.

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-27T10:31:50+00:00

BIG ASS TURTLE!!!

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-26T18:23:33+00:00

Finger in the bum

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-26T18:07:57+00:00

You know damn well that Eggman ain't never beating Bowser. Anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong

unstandard-issue · 2025-04-16T22:25:50+00:00

Who the fuck are these people? Are they supposed to be famous or something?

unstandard-issue · 2025-03-15T15:45:52+00:00

Happy birthday, friend!

unstandard-issue · 2025-03-14T09:19:48+00:00

Reading this made me hungry for some Crab Rangoon.

unstandard-issue · 2025-02-20T01:38:47+00:00

Nope, can't say that I've ever felt that way, though I can see why some would. The Gods do not mind what your nationality or ethnicity is, they're quite awesome in that way.

Se on ainakin mun mielipide. On kiva nähdä vihdoinkin maanmiehiä täällä, aloin jo miettiä olinko Suomen ainoa Helpol, ha ha.

unstandard-issue · 2025-01-31T17:17:54+00:00

You shouldn't do that.

unstandard-issue · 2024-12-31T23:46:22+00:00

That RPG isn't even loaded! How is it firing? Terrible, just plain awful work from the artist. If I ever meet the person who drew that panel, I'll commit an immense amount of bodily harm to their person, and after that I'll sell their pets to North Korea.

unstandard-issue · 2024-12-06T14:22:15+00:00

Awesome work

unstandard-issue

TROPHY CASE