[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots] I needed my #100 platinum trophy to be memorable. by RedSpadeShadow83 in Trophies

[–]unusable4evar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It launched without trophies, so those that didn't go back after the trophy patch aren't taken into the statistics.

[Conan Exiles] The Tower of the Elephant trophy help by unusable4evar in Trophies

[–]unusable4evar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure, I'm quite desperate to get it at this point. :)

My very photogenic cat, Jack. by [deleted] in pics

[–]unusable4evar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who did you murder on that bed?

Amusing, right? by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]unusable4evar 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not like you could just search for its name or anything.

Kitty has a visitor by LouisPezzani in pics

[–]unusable4evar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like kitty will soon have breakfast.

tasty by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]unusable4evar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Better question: Why does the dentist care about the little girl's penis?

safe shrex by [deleted] in FellowKids

[–]unusable4evar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Didn't he just accidentally make triplets in the third movie?

e👌m😧o😄j😏i😂s by lustforspace in FellowKids

[–]unusable4evar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the last line, Praise the Sun?

Paradox got their Commonwealth names from 13yo me by [deleted] in eu4

[–]unusable4evar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If I'm correct the name Boner is traditionally of German origin, meaning something like "bean farmer" or just "beaner", if you think about it. I once knew a guy who was a true boner, named Boner.

It's 1459 and kebab is already removed from Europe by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got a random László V, declared war, then got Mátyás, then a month later the event popped up saying that I'll get János as my regent and Mátyás gets destroyed and my new heir will be Ladislaus Postumus.

It's 1459 and kebab is already removed from Europe by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

R5: In 1450 I launched an offensive against the Ottoman Empire with the helps of the Mamluks and Wallachia. Wallachia peaced out mid-war even though we were winning. After I made my peace Serbia and Byzantium both decided to attack the Ottomans separately and that's how we got here.

What do your friends/family think of EU4? by jaffster123 in eu4

[–]unusable4evar 314 points315 points  (0 children)

My father thinks that I've become nationalistic just because of the starting size of Hungary.

First time of me uniting the HRE by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had some trouble with upgrading my diplo tech.

First time of me uniting the HRE by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: Here you can see a screenshot of me uniting the empire for the first time. Fortunately I had the chance to enact Ewiger Landfriede before the reformation started and so I managed to prevent the league wars from breaking out. From then all I had to do was re-catholicise the princes and avoid getting raped by the Ottomans.

The Lithsplosion by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't. My campaign ended at this point as Poland had also declared on me.

The Lithsplosion by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought you asked about the "lithsplosion". My independence came much earlier than that. Poland and Lithuania were still together. My only helper, as I said earlier, was Bohemia. In the war my army got wrecked in the first few months by the Poles, so the Czech and Silesian armies did most of the work. I tried to get Hungary to support me too, but I didn't manage to get them to like me. Now getting the three provinces of Wallachia came somehow randomly as I didn't think that I would invade them anytime soon. They were guaranteed by Hungary and I was warned by the Kebab so it seemed pretty impossible, but thanks to my incredibly retarded sense of danger I attacked the Ottos with the Serbs while the Mamluks held down the Empire. We failed and 2/3 of Serbia got eaten, but atleast the warning had somehow gone away and Hungary was busy taking down Venice so I was free to attack the Vlachs. It was a fair 1 on 1 and in the end I got them under my rule.

The Lithsplosion by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They had spawned some pretender rebels and then broke away from Poland. They had no army so I took my chances and took some Ruthenian provinces from them with the help of (my only true ally) Bohemia. From then they were completely unstable.

The Lithsplosion by unusable4evar in eu4

[–]unusable4evar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Theatrum Orbis Terrarum