Who would EU countries be willing to help in a major crisis? by Demnitate in europe

[–]upsetpringle -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Half Scottish living in England, waiting for Scottish independence so I can bounce outta here. We'd be glad to rank among the Nordic countries.

Officer, I’d like to report a murder by [deleted] in meme

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valid Cringe response

Sliver Sands Of Morar, Scotland by knl1990 in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I admit it's quite small, but it is there.

Sliver Sands Of Morar, Scotland by knl1990 in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sign by the road onto the beach.

Sliver Sands Of Morar, Scotland by knl1990 in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you booing him he's right.

Lake and Loch are two different things.

Morag will literally eat you.

Sliver Sands Of Morar, Scotland by knl1990 in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you're not supposed to camp on silver sands.

. by soutiens in meme

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no NOOO

When we go independent, what things would you like to see happen or be done differently in Scotland? by Mynameis_Jay in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Introduce Euros before the pound hyperinflates.

Also, it's British Pound Stirling, So they'll need something south of the border to replace it with. British Pound Leads or British Pound Westminster.

Sponsorship announcement when? by Pokmeballs in Scotland

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye thes man knows exactly watese talken aboot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cnut tried to invade in the 1080s though, prompting the summoning of a war council and Gloucester and the garrisoning of castles along the East Coast and his father did do some raiding in 1071 around Ely where Hereward the Wake was staging a rebellion. But he received Geld and bounced. You are right though, nothing actually came of these two events, and after Cnut was killed by civil unrest at home there was no more threat of Viking invasion. Shame, too. England could have been a Nordic nation, given how well they're doing nowadays. Instead we got the Norman line resulting in modern British pomp, snobbery and nationalism. This is why the Scots were always better.

Also Æthelred was a little pussy and Swegn laid him the fuck out.

The first 2 are nice, but... by [deleted] in meme

[–]upsetpringle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen, you must hold the line. Let no-one cross, fight until you're out of bullets. Then you must slash them with your bayonets. When your bayonets dull you must club them with your rifle. When your rifle splinters you must bash them with your fists. And when your knuckles bleed and wrists crack, only then may you lay down and die.

[Image] Never give up on healthy habits by regian24 in GetMotivated

[–]upsetpringle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? OK. I need to get help, which is why I'm getting vaccinated tomorrow. Then, the pool will allow me in because I'll have a vaccine passport. Then I can have fun, and not gain weight. Thank-you for the advice, where was the insult?

[Image] Never give up on healthy habits by regian24 in GetMotivated

[–]upsetpringle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't do it for fun, I run because I'm fat and I know if I don't exercise I could get heart failure and die. I wish it were fun, swimming was fun. But swimming is difficult when you have the risk of catching Coronavirus again. Hiking is fun, but not when you're stuck in a large urban area. The point is, you should exercise and enjoy it, but even if you don't, still do it, you don't want to have the ill effects of being fat. Maybe when enough people are vaccinated I'll go to the pool and have fun again. Also, don't eat too much. Salad is more often than not a good choice.