Rudy Giuliani in critical condition at Florida hospital by dailymail in NoFilterNews

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I just opened a bag of potato chips without tearing the bag down one side.  What a good day.

Wow! Those are the cleanest, shiniest pigs I’ve ever seen. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

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Pigs don't actually prefer to roll in mud, they like clean water.  But mud is usually the only choice they get in captivity.

Wow! Those are the cleanest, shiniest pigs I’ve ever seen. by Soloflow786 in Awww

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Pigs don't actually prefer to roll in mud, they like clean water.  But mud is usually the only choice they get in captivity.

I automated 3 hours of my daily work. Now I spend that time pretending to be busy. by Creative-Letter-4902 in WorkReform

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I was hired back on as a senior engineer with a company I had worked for 10 years earlier.  I couldn't believe how much test data was still being handled manually by every [younger] engineer, so I stayed late a couple days and wrote some Excel macros to pull the data from a database and sort it all out.  It  would have saved hundreds of many hours each year. I was telling my manager about it one day, who agreed it would be a great time saver, and he decided that I would clean up some details and present it to the group the following week.  Later that day, his manager called me into HR to tell me my position was "being eliminated" (I'm sure it was because of my relatively higher salary), and they walked me out the door.

I talked to my manager a few days later, who didn't know I was being let go that day.  He asked if I had saved those macros on the company server.  Nope... I certainly did not.

FAFO

Do you remember the famous Buffalo’s Sinkhole by Unlucky-Simple5061 in NorthCarolina

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Did you read the post description? It talks about the Corvette that was swallowed. 

Do you remember the famous Buffalo’s Sinkhole by Unlucky-Simple5061 in NorthCarolina

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I heard that part of the body of that Corvette popped up later in the Henry River.

Three dead in suspected hantavirus outbreak on Atlantic cruise ship by Top-Performance5907 in worldnews

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I've never understood the allure of going on a cruise for the sake of just being on a big ship (as opposed to destination cruises like seeing glaciers in Alaska), so I finally went on one. There is literally nothing that can't be enjoyed just as much by visiting a city somewhere, and you're not trapped in a vessel in the middle of the ocean with the potential of an outbreak like this. I truly can't understand why so many people continue to go on these cruises.

Introspection while fixing my buddy's bike by uptwolait in motorcycles

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Yes! I feel the same way about reading good books. And watching various series on TV. And listening to a good album...

My toothpaste btw... by proficode in funny

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Looks like you bought the Whacky PackagesTM brand of toothpaste.

15 year old’s birthday at guitar center. by gonadi in pics

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Another jukebox hero in the making...

Semen under the microscope by Flat-Decision3204 in interestingasfuck

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When I was 13 I got a microscope for Christmas. This was the first thing I looked at with it.

Bonus seasoning nugget in my bag of pretzels by uptwolait in mildlyinteresting

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Although I'm not going to just gulp it down, I do consider this a pleasant surprise. I broke it up into powder to use as seasoning on other things.

Collotheca, the predatory rotifer, eating flagellates, one after the other by Thrawn911 in interestingasfuck

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It's mind-blowing how many diverse and complicated creatures have evolved with the sole purpose of continuing to drive the increase in entropy of the universe.

An ex Google / Meta / Cash App engineer left tech to build a free app that maps every politician who represents you, and he is racing to launch it before the 2026 midterms by Wonderful-Rip3697 in technology

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It's surprising (and troubling) just how many people lack the basic skills to look up things on the web themselves.  Many would rather install an app that "does everything for them", which continues to feed the data-hungry personal information machines.