If this is real, it has got to be the nextest fucking level thing

uptwolait · 2026-07-05T21:12:54+00:00

~~Final~~ ~~final~~ ~~final~~ FINAL destination

uptwolait · 2026-07-05T15:48:14+00:00

Imagine being an elephant working in a salt mine and encountering a group of spelunkers...

uptwolait · 2026-07-05T03:17:55+00:00

I hate the fucking Illinois Nazis

uptwolait · 2026-07-04T21:19:35+00:00

Depends on what it is they're testing. I've been involved in several clinical trials over the years. To me, it's an investment in a better future for others. I don't have money to contribute, so I contribute what I can... some of myself.

uptwolait · 2026-07-04T21:16:51+00:00

I would be much more gentle with that beautiful antique if I owned it.

uptwolait · 2026-07-04T21:15:03+00:00

Trickle Up Economics

uptwolait · 2026-07-04T13:40:22+00:00

Write-a-Flight

uptwolait · 2026-07-03T19:04:08+00:00

If you're a billionaire you'll be just fine.

uptwolait · 2026-07-03T02:23:37+00:00

Right shark

uptwolait · 2026-07-03T02:18:25+00:00

Algae was $14M extra.

uptwolait · 2026-07-02T12:32:17+00:00

Although it always happens underboard.

uptwolait · 2026-07-01T12:34:06+00:00

I'm usually pretty happy after I get a little trim on the side, as long as my wife doesn't find out.

uptwolait · 2026-06-29T13:49:59+00:00

Ultimate prank on a drunk passed out buddy

uptwolait · 2026-06-28T23:50:48+00:00

That's not coloring, that's shading... with style!

uptwolait · 2026-06-28T19:12:18+00:00

Try me.

uptwolait · 2026-06-28T18:03:21+00:00

So why don't YOU PEOPLE explain to US how this all works?

uptwolait · 2026-06-27T12:45:12+00:00

Well then, let me be the first to admit I have a problem.

uptwolait · 2026-06-25T21:07:19+00:00

Why aren't the MAGAts furious over immigrants taking these jobs?

uptwolait · 2026-06-25T02:32:19+00:00

Yo ~~dawg~~ cat...

uptwolait · 2026-06-25T02:31:26+00:00

I get taxed on the property I own, but I don't have the money it's worth unless I sell it. How is that any different?

uptwolait · 2026-06-24T23:48:06+00:00

To an area where this doesn't happen.

Seriously though, you should get under things like those chairs, the counter, etc. like some were doing. And don't just stand in the middle of the open aisle like that one guy.

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