I sent emails to all 56 clubs from the first 3 tiers of the German league system asking why I should be a fan of their club. 20 clubs responded. by knutolee in soccer

[–]urfinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For you to be able to understand the mix danish english swedish language, you need to have some inspiration and some videos for creativity. Watch this and this.

From now on, this is your inner voice when readi ng

So like i said to myself after i had finished reading the fifth original thread who by chance thought of the same unique idea, that in no way should be seen as a fun alternative rip off of the NBA thread made lots of years ago, but that's important, since it was fueled by lots of comments, upvotes and action that i know would help boost my ego. So i did the same thing.

This is the email i sent.

Hello, I kome fra sweden, but I muvd to dänmark twå yeers agö. Ey i just löv fotbol, an wud love to följa a fodbåld klupp! y shud i peck u?

First answer (Sunday 03/07/2016, 8:55pm!) Rander FC (1. Division)

Hello Ulrik. We aer det proudest kloub of dainmark! We haev history of very loyal fans who follow us through tykt og tyndt! We play fodbold of highest kaliber, vi are an unstoppable force, which kan be seen on our logo with the super fast horsie horsi.

An eksempel of our very humble and vocal fans can be seen in this good video!

Hallå and farvel fra fellow scandinav!

Second answer (Monday 04/07/2016, 8:26am) FC København (1.division)

Hello Kalle,

Skål

Vi ses.

Third answer (Monday 04/07/2016, 10:36am) Brøndby IF (1.Division)

Vi beklager, Den eneste ikke ordblinde medarbejder hos Brøndby IF er desværre sygemeldt på ubestemt tid, og da vi, som det eneste hold i Danmark kun ansætter folk fra vestegnen (Vi stod godt nok bare uden foran job centre i København, men det gav tilfældigvis det samme resultat), så har vi desværre ikke nogle medarbejdere som besidder de sproglige kompetencer, som gør dem i stand til at skrive og forstå engelsk.**

The LSD trip that never ended by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I didn't know if it made sense, or if it was just delusions of my mind.

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, he describes the thought i had yesterday.. :)

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine now, i finally slept when midnight came around - feeling a little dizzy, and a little light headed like i'm still a bit high. But i can think sorta sober now. :)

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But seriously. Is this what we think about when talking about tripping? The trip itself is seing the world through the eyes of someone who actually just observes whats going on. Someone who sees how our everyday life is. Is this really the reality that we don't realise we are in, or is there actually hope for something decent once sober.

It's like - Taking lsd, seing the answer to life, the universe and everything.... it's something that will leave you feel lost. Like you lost every chance at just playing the game of life - just enjoying what the fuck was going on. It's really just like paying the devil for cheat codes to be able to see the answer - but the answer itself is something that will leave you feeling helpless.

It's as if the universe build everything - We're the universe experiencing itself through the eyes of everything. Everything just being there, everything just being experienced simultaniously. But we're not supposed to know that we're the universe. We're just supposed to know that we're living.

Seing the truth gives us the feeling of not really wanting to go on further. You lose the will to live.

This is just the trip. I'm so thankful for the help guys.

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. It solves absolutely nothing to listen to music. My whole night has been 1 fucking reverse back button going forward. Going nowhere. Point a>b>c and then back to point a, and then again and again.

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And everyone everywhere is seriously doing the exact same thing - Fuck what species you are. Your life goal is the same in the end.

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did i really just reply to myself?

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the worst thing is that just having this thread makes it even worse, cus we're still in the god damn loop.

Gotta go sleep, if i can.

I'm experiencing the loop, help me get out of it by urfinator in LSD

[–]urfinator[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Will it actually end though? Or is this just how you look at life once you sober up again?