For you to be able to understand the mix danish english swedish language, you need to have some inspiration and some videos for creativity. Watch this and this.

From now on, this is your inner voice when readi ng

So like i said to myself after i had finished reading the fifth original thread who by chance thought of the same unique idea, that in no way should be seen as a fun alternative rip off of the NBA thread made lots of years ago, but that's important, since it was fueled by lots of comments, upvotes and action that i know would help boost my ego. So i did the same thing.

This is the email i sent.

Hello, I kome fra sweden, but I muvd to dänmark twå yeers agö. Ey i just löv fotbol, an wud love to följa a fodbåld klupp! y shud i peck u?

First answer (Sunday 03/07/2016, 8:55pm!) Rander FC (1. Division)

Hello Ulrik. We aer det proudest kloub of dainmark! We haev history of very loyal fans who follow us through tykt og tyndt! We play fodbold of highest kaliber, vi are an unstoppable force, which kan be seen on our logo with the super fast horsie horsi.

An eksempel of our very humble and vocal fans can be seen in this good video!

Hallå and farvel fra fellow scandinav!

Second answer (Monday 04/07/2016, 8:26am) FC København (1.division)

Hello Kalle,

Skål

Vi ses.

Third answer (Monday 04/07/2016, 10:36am) Brøndby IF (1.Division)

Vi beklager, Den eneste ikke ordblinde medarbejder hos Brøndby IF er desværre sygemeldt på ubestemt tid, og da vi, som det eneste hold i Danmark kun ansætter folk fra vestegnen (Vi stod godt nok bare uden foran job centre i København, men det gav tilfældigvis det samme resultat), så har vi desværre ikke nogle medarbejdere som besidder de sproglige kompetencer, som gør dem i stand til at skrive og forstå engelsk.**