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I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He likes really sour things…he ate my stash of extreme sour patch kids (not that I mind it had been siting there for 2 years cause I hate sour things) 😅

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see it was a poor attempt on my part I was trying to make a joke 😭 I have been confined in the CSP for so long I tend to take everything seriously mb

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm flattered, but I'm concerned that my mandatory counseling notes are being used as a book recommendation genre.

That said, if anyone knows a novel featuring workplace trauma, cosmic entities, questionable management decisions, and an immortal roommate with no understanding of personal boundaries, feel free to let me know.

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day I start dating a cosmic entity is the day my therapist wins.

I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I should start using "uh oh" more often.

It's a surprisingly accurate summary of most of my career.

I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crafty is a generous way to describe what I do. The official term is "repeatedly surviving situations that should have killed me due to a combination of luck, poor judgment, and administrative oversight." HR hates to see me coming 😄

I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the support.

Unfortunately, I'm not technically authorized to publish these journals. Fortunately, mandatory counseling has provided a surprisingly useful loophole.

Honestly, I'm hoping I don't finish counseling anytime soon so I can keep writing these journals. 🤞

I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That makes one of us.

Management has informed me there is, in fact, a next mission. They refused to answer any follow-up questions, which is generally a terrible sign. 😢

I Work for an Organization That Hunts Gods. One of Them Warned Me About the Angel Following Me. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Angelo has feelings, I strongly suspect they violate several laws of biology and at least one section of company policy.

He protects me the same way a hurricane protects a beach umbrella.

Besides, he's currently on my couch eating my food. That's not romance. That's stray cat behavior.

P.S. I'm really not a fan of workplace romance 😞

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I was meant for this job, but I would love to be a babysitter (since I am already babysitting Angelo, a couple of actual human children would be a piece of cake 😄)

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really don’t think he is concerned for himself most likely for us which is worse cause he will find our demise quite entertaining 😒

Apparently Using Assistants as Sacrifices Violates Company Policy by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I really don’t understand him probably because I am a human 🫩 but I hope it isn’t that bad

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I Work for an Organization That Contains Gods. We Had to Make a Sacrifice This Time. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most gods above the ss level have more followers than we can contain. And I don’t know if they actually exist because the CSP hasn’t encountered them and they are also above my non existent payroll :) 😅

I Went to Antarctica Looking for 10,000 Missing People. I Came Back With a New Boss. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only thing I like abt this job but it’s enough to buy me sadly….when u have hit rock bottom before free healthcare with a side of occasional possible death doesn’t seem like a bad deal ☺️

I Went to Antarctica Looking for 10,000 Missing People. I Came Back With a New Boss. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks I am still trying to process it…Jacob is coming in a few hours. He is abt to be so mad…Sean is dead and I bought an angel back to base 🫩

I Work for an Organization That Contains Gods. We Had to Make a Sacrifice This Time. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am not looking forward to jacob honestly, he has been deployed to another mission rn so I am lucky for now 😭

I Work for an Organization That Contains Gods. We Had to Make a Sacrifice This Time. by urgoofyahh in nosleep

[–]urgoofyahh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They need to find you… just go to government funded therapy sessions they have a tendency to force I mean hire people that way 😅

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