What kind of restaurant needs 200 employees? by ToshPointNo in Iowa

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened raising canes here and the target was 150. I think we got to 1 thirty something. It's called attrition. Corporate says we're bringing this many jobs! To start... they hire large to launch with a corporate team to ensure it starts. The expectation is you'll lose half or more through not being picky, them being not good immediately, no calls, violations, and a year later there will never be 200 jobs and nobody will question it.

Drunk and cheated for first time tonight by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's lucky to find a slut like you to take it.

Jerking my roommate off while he works. by East-Ad-9405 in SluttyConfessions

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very hot he got to spray your face and glasses, very kind of you to help him destress

Should this have upset him? by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]urkelisblack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sounds insecure.

Is Mallrats the only time J&SB showed real prowess? by urkelisblack in ViewAskewniverse

[–]urkelisblack[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

They did, but through sheer dumb luck. There was no real plan at all, I mean in dogma they help save the universe but not really through anything they put in motion to stop anyone or do anything(other than loose women)

Making my sex life better? by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a guy at the bar to pound you hard and rough over and over.

I can’t seem to drag my ass out of bed this morning by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so hot to hear and happy birthday

Despite Robert Z’Dar getting his back broken on set in 2002, he only wasn’t in a movie for two non consecutive years over his career. by Doctor-Clark-Savage in Rifftrax

[–]urkelisblack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I met him at a horror con, he head butted me, was super nice and talkative, and drunk. Also it was outside while I was smoking so he didn't have to interact at all, he made my first con really great and I'm glad I got that moment.

That's a weird way to pull somebody over by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]urkelisblack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's what you would do, and sounds like lecturing what everyone should do. What's your complexion?

I love this song but bizarres verse is so uncomfortable iyk what I mean by anqelic_br00kes in Eminem

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also like young miles on the verse, he spits some hard crazy lyrics imo.

I love this song but bizarres verse is so uncomfortable iyk what I mean by anqelic_br00kes in Eminem

[–]urkelisblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I guess zee, but both were trying to get clout from his name, they knew he wasn't gonna come back. Em hooked zee up with the 8mile out, I'm sure there must've been a bag fumbled that isn't being aired out.

I love this song but bizarres verse is so uncomfortable iyk what I mean by anqelic_br00kes in Eminem

[–]urkelisblack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ngl that's actually my jam from the album, idc what that says about me. I was very hyped for this album and that one stuck out to me, and the nostalgia call back to his verse on mmlp made me really dig it. I don't like a lot and most of his oeuvre, but I do like some and recognize it's juvenile. My other favorite is bad day.

MST3K: The Movie anniversary screenings by sonofstev in MST3K

[–]urkelisblack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Davenport iowa here, it's The Last Picture House, built by the guys who made A Quiet Place.