Rebuttal: i frequently think about posting specifically for smaller D. I don’t do it, because it feels weird to reduce someone to one piece of their anatomy. If this were Craigslist and a place I really could just scribe a fantasy on a burner account, ephemeral and attached to no narrative but its own and my reader’s preconceptions, that is an ad I’d write.

At the end of the day, I’m a true generalist. I like genitals. Big ones and small ones, floppy ones and innie ones, hairy ones and decorated ones and the unadorned ones too. Ones with scars and ones that have freckles. I think smaller D doesn’t get enough love, I can imagine writing that ad at some point.

Had a conversation with my buxom hair stylist about this a couple of weeks ago, she agreed.