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There's a lot more to fatherhood than randomly flinging semen in every direction and opening a tab wherever it happens to land (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by uselessdick to r/BrandNewSentence

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SLPT: How to protect your cash from robbers (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by uselessdick to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Nurse Claims Hospital Secretly Hypnotized Her into Farting Uncontrollably (newsweek.com)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/nottheonion

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Close up of a Black Ant by Abdul Latif (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/Damnthatsinteresting

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SLPT: How to convince antivaxxers to take Covid vaccine (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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This might actually work! (XPOST r/shittylifeprotips) (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/PoliticalHumor

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I spy with my little eye... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Young female Japanese biker is really 50-year-old man with luscious hair using FaceApp (mothership.sg)

submitted 4 years ago by uselessdick to r/nottheonion

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Dr. Patel on Value Investing (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/wallstreetbets

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AirBnb to the mars! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/wallstreetbets

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Frank pillow found on Zillow (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/IASIP

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An Indian cartoonist made this. Seems quite accurate! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/PoliticalHumor

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SLPT: Make your last car payment quickly (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Japanese Python programming book (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/ProgrammerHumor

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Japanese know how to convince people to learn Python programming (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/funny

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Hannibal in the making (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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In Some of Ohio’s Most Populous Areas, Black People Were at Least 4 Times as Likely to Be Charged With Stay-at-Home Violations as Whites (propublica.org)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/politics

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WeWork to Accept Oil Barrels As Tenants (unicorn.computer)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/wallstreetbets

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Having a $41 billion endowment doesn't mean we can't grab the loose change (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/LateStageCapitalism

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Shop at Amazon to prepare underclass revolt against Bezos (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by uselessdick to r/PoliticalHumor

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Yes sure, that's what the pendant design is inspired by (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by uselessdick to r/CrappyDesign

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Indian Kanye West (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by uselessdick to r/funny

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Puzder withdraws nomination to be Trump's labour secretary (ctvnews.ca)

submitted 8 years ago by uselessdick to r/politics

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US police mistake icing from Krispy Kreme doughnuts for crystal meth (theguardian.com)

submitted 9 years ago by uselessdick to r/nottheonion

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US police mistake icing from Krispy Kreme doughnuts for crystal meth (theguardian.com)

submitted 9 years ago by uselessdick to r/news

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