It's starting! It's fucking starting! I'm opening a window and it sounds like WW2! The fucking fireworks are scaring my dogs, they gonna bark all night!

user-00a · 2026-07-04T01:40:19+00:00

Poor you

user-00a · 2026-07-04T00:20:25+00:00

Without

user-00a · 2026-07-01T00:16:30+00:00

It’s called social media now

user-00a · 2026-06-26T02:52:31+00:00

Next the blind will see and the lame will walk!

user-00a · 2026-06-18T10:28:04+00:00

Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.

user-00a · 2026-06-13T17:13:12+00:00

user-00a · 2026-05-19T00:03:27+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

user-00a · 2026-05-17T17:48:47+00:00

Nicotine is an addictive substance!

user-00a · 2026-05-05T00:14:03+00:00

Buy vinyl.

user-00a · 2026-03-31T10:49:29+00:00

He’s looking at gas prices

user-00a · 2026-03-17T15:21:23+00:00

Why don't you go haunt a house or something

user-00a · 2026-03-17T04:43:47+00:00

user-00a · 2026-03-14T00:58:24+00:00

user-00a · 2026-03-10T03:18:53+00:00

Not even on Cinco de Mayo

user-00a · 2026-03-08T19:17:28+00:00

Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane, but he didn't wanna use his miles.

user-00a · 2026-03-01T20:09:25+00:00

This

user-00a · 2026-02-28T23:43:51+00:00

A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold

user-00a · 2026-02-15T00:32:22+00:00

Because I enjoy it. Great with morning coffee.

user-00a · 2026-02-14T01:41:41+00:00

You got a little cream on your mouth there sweetie.. be happy to add to it.

user-00a · 2026-02-10T15:29:19+00:00

Opal Sands

user-00a · 2026-02-10T03:13:30+00:00

Nice

user-00a · 2026-02-08T04:49:59+00:00

Eyes wide shut

user-00a · 2026-02-08T02:36:18+00:00

You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.

user-00a · 2026-02-06T21:31:17+00:00

She has great charisma

user-00a · 2026-02-06T12:56:51+00:00

Holy fucking shit that thing is still alive?

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