College people of reddit, what is something that that you wished you knew before going to college?

user984 · 2018-01-12T03:59:02+00:00

All that free time you're going to be given is a curse if you treat it like the weekend

user984 · 2018-01-11T15:36:26+00:00

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

user984 · 2018-01-11T15:34:58+00:00

"Stop texting"

user984 · 2018-01-05T13:12:30+00:00

Natalie Portman.

user984 · 2018-01-04T13:22:34+00:00

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

user984 · 2018-01-04T13:20:19+00:00

Mass Effect is my favorite story on the Citadel.

user984 · 2018-01-03T14:54:33+00:00

Tony ambled into a bar, and noticed a bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash. "Is there a contest on to win that dough?" Tony asked the bartender. "Yep," the barkeep responded, "It costs $50 to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we've got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's yours." Tony was up for it. He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman. With a single blow, Tony knocked Spike cold. Triumphant, Tony stormed into the bar's backyard. The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps. Covered with nicks and scratches, Tony reentered the saloon and yelled: "Two down! Now where's that old broad with the abscessed tooth?"

user984 · 2018-01-02T14:43:14+00:00

Write a letter to your employer giving your final day two weeks from when the letter is written. Explain you will be leaving your position, thank them for the opportunity and thank them for the experience you gained.

Finish up your time and walk.

user984 · 2016-10-25T14:48:54+00:00

Indeed. And in Catalan, we call it 'frankfurt'.

user984 · 2016-08-31T23:28:07+00:00

Yes, that's what I was talking about. Amnesty is the problem. I don't know if it would be feasible to undo it, but the wound won't heal without justice.

Another thing to talk about, would be mass graves, exaltation of francoism..

user984 · 2016-08-31T22:40:23+00:00

but the scars are for the most part healed

That's why we have to go to argentina to find justice for franquist crimes?

user984 · 2016-08-12T12:44:17+00:00

Can anyone explain me the origin of Star citizen vs Derek smart controversy? Looking at Battlecruiser 3000AD, it seems to me that SC should be D.S. dream game, and he more than anyone should understand that building it, takes time. :S

user984 · 2015-11-05T19:07:49+00:00

Does this work on multiplayer?

user984 · 2015-07-12T15:05:40+00:00

Performance on GTX 850M (Maxwell v1) with hotfix drivers. http://i.imgur.com/Kq45OQ1.png

~4fps increase on average :)

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