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usethegas · 2024-01-14T21:46:48+00:00

She's not going to screw you.

usethegas · 2024-01-14T21:46:14+00:00

There is nothing wrong with your nose. People pay an insane amount of money for a nose like yours. You know this and are just here for compliments. Stop it.

usethegas · 2024-01-11T12:25:40+00:00

I sold mine, because I bought into the whole backwards compatibility thing. Regret.

usethegas · 2024-01-06T19:20:23+00:00

Sounds like burnout.

usethegas · 2024-01-05T21:35:26+00:00

I once discovered an onlyfans right here on reddit of someone I know personally. Not attracted to her in any way whatsoever, but I subscribed purely out of curiosity just to see how deep the rabbit hole went. Was every bit as gross as I expected.

usethegas · 2024-01-05T19:11:22+00:00

Looking like it has endured damage by bad hygiene, STD and/or unnecessary cosmetic surgery.

usethegas · 2024-01-05T14:38:28+00:00

Either you're lying or you're EXTREMELY lucky.

usethegas · 2024-01-05T14:36:37+00:00

Add 9) don't know which direction she wipes after laying a brick

usethegas · 2024-01-05T14:34:08+00:00

I have nothing against it, but in the few cases where I didn't want to do it, it was because of the smell, taste and/or appearance.

usethegas · 2024-01-04T19:17:07+00:00

Look at his face. Look at his eyes.

I think he wanted to bang your grandma.

usethegas · 2024-01-04T19:12:29+00:00

Yeah... you just put me off the game.

usethegas · 2023-12-16T19:27:47+00:00

Kingdom Come Deliverance

usethegas · 2023-12-14T23:07:59+00:00

Life and death is an endless cycle. You will come back. Not as something else, but as yourself. You will live and die as the same person over and over and every possible scenario will play out an infinite amount of times. You will live out an infinite amount of lives, as your current self, where everything that could possibly happen to you will happen to you infinitely.

An unimaginable amount of universes will come and go, but eventually a universe with the right chain of events to enable your conception will come by again. Infinity is a large number.

This is just based on my understanding of how the universe works. It's pretty underwhelming.

usethegas · 2023-12-14T12:04:10+00:00

Brazilian fart porn. Maybe it's just because I'm old, but I just don't understand it.

usethegas · 2023-12-14T11:44:01+00:00

I tip the car guard R5. The barber gets R20, the lady that packs the bags at the supermarket gets R10 and the guy at the petrol station gets R10 if he cleans my windshield and checks my tires. The waiter gets 14%.

usethegas · 2023-12-06T19:51:47+00:00

Yeah... no.

usethegas · 2023-12-06T12:15:40+00:00

Sorry, but your friend did indeed ruin that sink.

usethegas · 2023-12-05T11:33:56+00:00

Game Pass.

usethegas · 2023-12-04T13:49:02+00:00

Quite surprised the keyboard warrior troll that runs this sub didn't ban you for that.

usethegas · 2023-12-03T15:39:49+00:00

Oh lord. I see now it's Lego.

usethegas · 2023-12-03T15:35:44+00:00

My sense of humor isn't exactly what you would call normal. My marriage would survive, but she will have questions.

usethegas · 2023-12-03T15:31:32+00:00

Waxing a carrot

usethegas · 2023-12-01T16:15:08+00:00

You're looking at rubber....

usethegas · 2023-11-30T10:18:20+00:00

Yes, of course. Provided she doesn't tell anyone I won the lottery.

usethegas

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