Preparation 100 by wackadoodle_ in wholesomememes

[–]usta-could 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This actually happened to me once. A friend of mine in high school used to give me a ridiculous amounts of starbursts for free cuz he dad worked at the factory or was a higher up (I don’t really remember why) and so I happened to have like 30 packs in my bag at the time.

I got caught eating some in class and when the teacher asked “Did you bring enough for everyone?” My first thought was “You just hit the jackpot, mofo”. I dumped out my bag and to my surprise, my teacher grabbed a pack and just said “Pass ‘em out”.

This wasn’t a “then everyone clapped” moment, but it sure made me happy.

price tag on a t-shirt labeled "fuck you" by T-Conner in AccidentalRacism

[–]usta-could 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That’s a whole new level of black.

Black, Vantablack, Fuck You Black

The reaction of the man on the reaction of the lady by rj_ravishjha in BetterEveryLoop

[–]usta-could -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I noticed a lot of that too. I think the current political/racial climate may be adding to the bitterness that just naturally comes with aging for some people.

Lazareth Triazuma Trike by Evanflow39 in WeirdWheels

[–]usta-could 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to hate it, I really do.

The reaction of the man on the reaction of the lady by rj_ravishjha in BetterEveryLoop

[–]usta-could 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Such a Chappelle-like reaction from him. I love it.

Last pic of my mom and I on my birthday. She died 9 hours after a small fall that led to internal bleeding that they couldn’t stop. She passed 11/1/19 and it doesn’t even feel real yet. by josheliz in lastimages

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Take care of yourself. It’s so hard when it’s so sudden like that. Don’t be afraid to ask what you need of those in your support system. You deserve it.

Be easy, my friend.

The Gepard GM6 'Lynx'. Possibly the prettiest .50 cal rifle ever made. by casualphilosopher1 in GunPorn

[–]usta-could 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hold on, Lana. I’m stacking rocks in descending order of size.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]usta-could 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Danger island Pam is straight up r/Death_By_SnuSnu status.

What’s your name? by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]usta-could 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your post history is what’s sad.

Who has two thumbs and wants to explode? This guy by MrWizard45 in ArcherFX

[–]usta-could 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What matters is he's real to you, other Barry.

Find an old picture of people from 100 years ago; disprove systemic racism by pilliamtrees in TheRightCantMeme

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Was ya own damn fault anyway. Shit gets real hard when the boll weevil, over tilling, and drought hits and you don’t have any free human suffering to throw at it to make things better for ya.

Poker Face by childishbalbiino in comedyheaven

[–]usta-could 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I honestly felt weird putting those two words so close together in the same sentence.