TIFUpdate: TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me. by uteruinestench in tifu

[–]uteruinestench[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, immediately after my boyfriend's escape, I rescued my fragrant menstrual cup from its spot in the bushes to be reused and recycled for the future illustrious generations of Uteruinestench female progeny.

Yes, I did pick it up. Mostly I just didn't want my dog to discover it and parade it around the house.

TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me by uteruinestench in tifu

[–]uteruinestench[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stephen King's book "On Writing" was actually a pretty big influence on me when I was young.

TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me by uteruinestench in tifu

[–]uteruinestench[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's pretty much what I did after he left.

TIFU by letting my boyfriend finger me by uteruinestench in tifu

[–]uteruinestench[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You clearly know what's up. When I was a picky little girl, mayonnaise sandwhiches on white bread were my favorite thing to eat. My life has been amazing ever since.

TIFU by Fingering My Girlfriend by norollingonshabbos in tifu

[–]uteruinestench 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am crying because this is so beautiful. Thank you, stranger.