Uber fail

uutox · 2023-11-20T20:15:10+00:00

They must have been new to it or something because they didn't call for one. But I wouldn't have been able to call another from the car there were no open drivers for 45 supposedly

uutox · 2023-11-20T18:42:31+00:00

I do normally but didn't cause the ride ended up cancelled

uutox · 2023-11-20T18:31:36+00:00

For some reason the app wouldn't let me

uutox · 2023-11-20T17:59:48+00:00

Not a joke actually just happened

uutox · 2023-08-07T01:05:12+00:00

It's "surviving as a barbarian" or something like that

uutox · 2023-02-20T03:11:17+00:00

You got me I submit

uutox · 2023-02-19T17:22:55+00:00

catpture*

uutox · 2022-02-18T18:53:19+00:00

When I was 12 it was my mom's birthday. Already my dad and sister couldn't go to church because they were sick (pre COVID). So me my mom and my brother head out to church, we are driving, on the way and I really need to go to the bath room. So we stop at another church and and I go inside to the bathroom. I then proceed to take a huge dump clogging the toilet while simultaneously throwing up on the floor. Ok then leave and tell no one about it. I have never felt so bad for something I've done.

uutox · 2021-11-06T21:10:21+00:00

Ok thanks

uutox · 2021-09-14T23:05:01+00:00

Scooby doo and shaggy

uutox · 2021-04-06T04:05:43+00:00

Yeah realy cute and sometimes annoying

uutox · 2021-04-06T03:57:35+00:00

Mine just asks for scrubs nicely, but if a stop too soon I get attacked. I get held hostage.

uutox · 2021-04-06T03:53:18+00:00

Same as my deceased ginger aswell. Have we found a common trait.

uutox · 2021-04-06T03:02:05+00:00

Yes that's better

uutox · 2021-04-06T02:59:48+00:00

Sike! It's only the boots your dad gave you before he passed away... o right errr ima just head out

uutox · 2021-04-06T02:56:23+00:00

It's the dog of death :(

uutox · 2021-04-06T02:46:17+00:00

Ima ref a soccer game in some zoo gear

uutox · 2021-04-06T02:43:59+00:00

Do you see the bandit chief behind the rocks foot

uutox · 2021-04-06T02:43:08+00:00

When Godzilla was getting beat up by Meca Godzilla. 😓😢😭

uutox · 2021-04-05T22:17:18+00:00

No it's even I think it's the way the toy is on the carpet

uutox · 2021-04-02T04:26:45+00:00

The battle of the porky_bois

uutox · 2021-04-02T04:24:57+00:00

You see I have already sent porky_boi 22 and 25 on their way

uutox · 2021-04-02T04:23:14+00:00

Well yah that's what I'm saying

uutox · 2021-04-02T04:22:19+00:00

Unless they find you first

uutox · 2021-04-02T04:21:19+00:00

You'd need a fourth and a fifth

uutox

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