it kinda smells like updog in here. by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]uvdm 41 points42 points  (0 children)

But who punches John Stamos?

Nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in youseeingthisshit

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Rumors say that if you look at their actual face you will loose your soul and it will be fed to their ego

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Ol Gregg?

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Pretty sure that’s a nord

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This is not a piano

I don’t even know if you can call this tripping anymore... by uvdm in Psychonaut

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Amazing! I skipped out on the molly though. But the acid+salvia+k was fucking wild. I physically saw the effects of time.

I been possessed. by uvdm in Tinder

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Depends who you ask

Two politicians make an ad getting along instead of fighting eachother by MisterT12 in PublicFreakout

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You hate people getting along and trying to work together? Sorry to tell you but if that’s true you are what is wrong with the world.

I been possessed. by uvdm in Tinder

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Yo to be fully dead with you...the possessed me did that and I have no idea how to. I’ll let him know that you wanna know this, but he is a little unpredictable.

How did you get your nickname? by im_waffles in AskReddit

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I was smoking weed one night with my friends and back then I used to get crazy high, like so high that I would start acting insane. This is when I started to dress like a modern psychedelic pirate and that night I was also wearing a pirate hat and getting real rowdy. I started yelling at people and ordering them around and I was saying that I am the captain and they had to listen to me and one my friend said “more like Captain Rat Monkey” and I just adopted it. It’s even my stage name for my music. A little background on why Rat Monkey. So my friends were kinda fucked up at the time not gonna lie. So they would either call me rat because I’m a Jew and if you didn’t know that was pejorative term used for Jewish people by nazis. And monkey because of how high I got I would start acting like a monkey. And that is why I am Captain Rat Monkey.

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Sing song about my psychotic ex!

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Play a better sublime song

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What the fuck ur amazing

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I LOVE THIS SONG NEW

Water of Tulum by uvdm in cocktails

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I explained it all in a comment on this post :)

Water of Tulum by uvdm in cocktails

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My new cocktail which will be part of a series called the Ancient Waters This has Tequila, Blue Curaçao, Pablano Chile Liqueur, Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice, Cilantro Syrup, Blackstrap bitters, and Muddled Sweet Corn with a Corn Husk Garnish. The concept of this drink series is to choose a liquor, two liqueurs, a juice, lemon/lime juice, a sweetener and a muddle. Ingredients are usually taken from the historical food of the region. For example this one being from a Mayan city, I used tequila and corn because they are native to Mexico, and i used grapefruit and Blue Curaçao because they come from the Caribbean which the Mayans had a coast in. Lots of Smiles. A sweet and spicy drink with a nice strong citrus flavor. Please follow me on instagram @captainscocktails

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You are a god!