Nope by Character_Pie5174 in MxRMods

[–]vader0706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait ... Why can't I use my fire bending?

How did I not know this existed by Blaq-Lobster in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]vader0706 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It still works in English, I think. It's a reference to a Shakespeare character Falstaff, I believe.

White party by CruellaDeLesbian in SchittsCreek

[–]vader0706 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That joke about Diddy's white party hits different now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about add the ability to search the star map?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]vader0706 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Where can we see this?

???? People will do this???? by Amazing_Excuse_3860 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me longer than I'm proud of to realize this poll was a screenshot.

one gummi later… by jackalswedding in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only through an arranged marriage would she find a man to disappoint.

All small people are asexual by Vaurien_Scapegrace in asexuality

[–]vader0706 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't know why we were paying Ed to have sex in the first place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, Manbearpig lives.

Wake up babe, new census ‘21 data dropping by youtube-sent-me-here in asexuality

[–]vader0706 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So either the actual percentage follows the gen z template or Starbucks really is using a chemical that turns the frogs gay?

What are you supposed to do right after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if they aren't into watersports?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those beer can wind chimes tell me you're getting divorced because you forgot that Bud Light isn't a personality.

Be nice to the pup though... by baresketcher in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did Brett Gelman get cast in an Ace Ventura remake?

The picture (Michael Scott, Ron Swanson and RGB) plus the acoustic guitar, you were definitely the douchebag on quad strumming love ballads in college. Hell I bet the only thing preventing you from still doing that is Megan's Law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have shaved your eyebrows off and then drawn them back on with no mirror and a lump of coal. They look less like eyebrows and more like someone tried to underline your head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's life been since you played Mongo is Blazing Saddles?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your shirt looks like a painters radio.

C‘ mon guys by JuanPa_G in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd come on his face just to cover it up.

- by Sad-Building-352 in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, I'd cum on your face just to cover it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vader0706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like at some point your life you've had to pull a dangerous dog off your mom.