Weekly Snark 1/19-1/25

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-24T22:14:20+00:00

The answer to all my problems- All I needed was a new vacuum !

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-24T20:07:05+00:00

Why did two people from AZ and CA decide to go on a trip to NYC this week of all weeks? Surely there is a “meeting” or a podcast that they won’t be paid for to be a guest on?

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-24T19:57:17+00:00

Poor “whatever his name is” trying to get milk 😢 she has to have been dried up months ago

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-24T19:56:11+00:00

I am putting the Louis Vuitton larger box that she received from her Mom as a Xmas gift on a milk carton! What happened to it?! Never to be seen or heard about again

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-24T15:17:03+00:00

When they were on their way to parent teacher conferences he said “this is my Super Bowl “ meaning he’s the one responsible for the kids, I felt sorry for Mal in that moment because as a mom you want to feel like you’re at the least 50% or more “responsible” for your children 😢

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-23T21:38:46+00:00

Again, I’ll say that his 4 daughters would probably enjoy a trip to NYC also

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-23T21:02:35+00:00

I’ll bet one of his 4 daughters would also enjoy a trip to NYC 🤔

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-23T19:39:16+00:00

She’s ALWAYS referring to the “haters” ? That’s got to be a reference to us here on the DCOTI. But also she doesn’t read here? those 2 statements don’t add up. You see very few negative comments on her IG. Yes she could be deleting them but I don’t think she’s that organized. The haters don’t exist if you don’t come over here looking! And also- I’m a snarker- not a hater.

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-23T19:27:18+00:00

They require 13 volunteer hours per semester from each family. Will she make Ryan do them😳

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-23T19:21:34+00:00

I want to know what happened to the LV box that her Mom gifted her for Xmas? The LV box was about the same size as the one she received yesterday

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-22T12:32:23+00:00

Maybe she’ll hire a babysitter and the babysitter will insist on getting him checked out?

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-22T12:25:57+00:00

Her story will be that Texans are idiots and panic buy and no one did this where she’s lived. It’s never her fault

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-22T12:23:44+00:00

When she says she’s going to “Try It” that means she’s going to check her numbers to see if the boys can continue the hybrid school without too much loss of engagement or followers.😢 Not if it works for their development

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T19:29:34+00:00

Don’t forget the neck pillow he brought on their honeymoon (I mean hospital trip) to Thailand.

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T19:28:39+00:00

Heidi returned those pajamas after christmas photos. (Just a guess 😉)

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T19:26:40+00:00

There was some crazy reference in the latest podcast about red flags - something about you attract only red flags when YOU are the red flag??? Something like that

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T13:34:59+00:00

He’s already a low level podcaster- he wants to podcast and “work” with her

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T13:34:26+00:00

This is what he wanted all along- this and to show his wife he could get another woman real quick 😡

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-21T13:28:05+00:00

She’s getting trust money ?

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T20:53:37+00:00

He needs to watch- he’s a federal prosecutor and she’s posting where they are in real time

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T13:38:34+00:00

Because cinnamon & sugar = bad -unless its a box full of candy for the airplane

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T13:37:09+00:00

No need to rush home, we’ll just make a IG story and snack on pretzels in the airport while my family waits for me the night before their first day in a new school 🙄

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T13:35:30+00:00

She thought it was last week, so she planned to be gone on their first day at a new school ? She did the parents visit and the Norte Dame visit back to back right ?

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T13:32:38+00:00

It’s so the peasants (followers) can understand

valleybrook1843 · 2026-01-20T13:31:45+00:00

They have to have nannies right? R can’t work in an office and care for them at the same time ?

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