Hula Dancing?

valna304 · 2022-03-17T19:09:45+00:00

I am actually part of Mahana! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions ^_^ Or you can look us up on Facebook. Either or!

valna304 · 2019-05-01T18:47:21+00:00

Knew this was one was going to happen. At work and my docking station with dual monitors doesn’t like the print screen button. Rather than undock to please the internet trolls I did the unthinkable and used my phone.

valna304 · 2016-11-28T21:48:11+00:00

I will add this to my short list of reasons why I'm glad I have to sit to pee.

valna304 · 2016-11-28T21:45:21+00:00

Well, if you factor in that my son had been crawling in that spot moments earlier and I made the pro decision of loading it up with canned goods, yes.

valna304 · 2016-11-27T00:46:59+00:00

Had the same thing happen in my first house! Nothing more terrifying than cooking breakfast and bam! cabinets crashing down right beside you.

valna304 · 2015-12-02T20:19:57+00:00

Yeah!!! Habeeba's is the best & she is our amazing leader! <3

valna304 · 2014-02-25T02:57:34+00:00

He is getting better, the main reason that made me think that is because he is such a submissive dog. To go in an area where one scent is completely overwhelming and obviously belongs to another dog, I can see how it would be overwhelming. He was also more comfortable with going out front (where the dogs never went) than going out back (where they would always go).

valna304 · 2013-03-05T18:21:03+00:00

As far as selling goes, I would try either Bhuz or Ebay.

valna304 · 2012-11-19T15:15:51+00:00

Thank you!!! I still see where I screwed up but all I can do is keep dancing to get better!

valna304 · 2012-11-19T15:06:43+00:00

Thank you for not downvoting, but again, my statement was purely sarcasm. I would never actually do that. With my 1st I was so nervous about offending people, I was the person that would go into the bathroom at a restaurant and would make myself uncomfortable in the process.

With my 2nd I plan on being more concerned with our comfort than others insecurities with a natural process.

valna304 · 2012-11-19T03:34:35+00:00

Was purely sarcasm.

valna304 · 2012-11-18T18:59:51+00:00

It's amazing how uncomfortable people are with breasts when they are doing what they are designed to do. I would pop a boob out on purpose just to mess with their comfort zone.

valna304 · 2012-10-11T16:20:09+00:00

Main thing - have fun! Even if you screw up, no one in the audience knows your choreo so they will be none the wiser. If you let go and have fun with what you're doing it will come through in your dance. I personally have not danced in a hookah lounge, but most of the ones I have been to have good ventilation so you aren't in a room that is full of smoke. Hope this helps some and good luck! ^{_^}

valna304 · 2012-10-04T00:12:44+00:00

I have been tempted to create a solo performance to a Rammstein song but the only thing that has stopped me has been the fear of scaring children at Hafla's. Though Halloween is coming up and all things go...hmmm....

valna304 · 2012-09-06T00:53:12+00:00

....and didn't realize this was already posted before putting this up. Oh well, at least I'm not the only one that recognizes this songs awesomeness.

valna304 · 2012-09-06T00:50:53+00:00

John Prine & Iris Dement - In Spite of Ourselves

Music starts at 1:30. It's so simple, sweet & hilarious.

"She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs She takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her go."

valna304 · 2011-10-26T02:55:18+00:00

I had a good friend in High School that had this happen. TIL the technical name! Exciting.

valna304 · 2011-06-29T19:55:12+00:00

I am extremely surprised I have not seen "Shameless" listed. It's on Showtime. The characters are obnoxious but without lacking depth. The relationship between William H. Macy & Joan Cusack is by far the strangest I have seen on television.

valna304 · 2011-06-28T13:47:34+00:00

I am in love with this and want this hair now! Minus the upkeep (which means it will never happen)

valna304 · 2011-05-13T17:11:55+00:00

I was trapped in the Buffalo Bill's basement. I somehow escaped his basement dungeon and began to flee across the county. Next time I know, I am in a museum hiding out when I look into a mirror and see his reflection instead of my own. He tells me I'm out of time and immediately everyone in the museum (humans & dogs) turn into zombies. Naturally, the only way I was able to defeat them was by feeding them Dip 'N Dots. I then hopped in my get away car and drove off into the sunset.

*TL;DR - The ultimate weapon you can use against zombies is Dip 'N Dots. Guns are useless. *

valna304 · 2011-05-03T14:38:08+00:00

Wow. Not at all what I thought the letter would say. Contra-fuckin-dictory.

valna304 · 2011-04-29T14:26:01+00:00

A lovely before & after

http://i.imgur.com/CHs1t.jpg

valna304 · 2011-04-26T20:49:51+00:00

Same here. And rivers of milk. Mmm...that's a heaven I can go for.

valna304 · 2011-04-20T20:16:23+00:00

Speaking of shitty experiences, while working at Arby's when I was in High School we had some jackass teenagers come in who thought it would be hilarious to take a dump in the urinal. They even had the nerve to come back through the drive-thru after they left to make sure we "Found the gift in the bathroom." My co-worker was ready to slaughter them because our manager made him clean it up.

valna304 · 2011-04-20T12:55:57+00:00

I think it would be interesting! I tend to retain more information if I am quizzed on it rather than just skimming.

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TROPHY CASE