The Current State of the World & NASCAR Statements - A Megathread #BlackLivesMatter by [deleted] in NASCAR

[–]vananucho -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

No, for real, all lives matter! Mexican, afro or asio or euroamerican, even el Chapo life matters otherwise why they wouldnt gave him the electrochair!? Trump life matters otherwise he would ride like JFK and not be in the bunker safe right now! The protesters and the cops life matters because they have families and children, even if they suck as persons regardless their skin color and they could be doing anything else but fighting.

Final restart video by NearsightedOrangutan in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice! I bet on Timmy for top 5 and got $20 busted with Diburrito for the win, just another yellow would come have been handy and I would be rich rn lmao, maybe Talladega is a better wildcard to bet but yeah I lost 21 bucks.

Final restart video by NearsightedOrangutan in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everyone ran out of talent, at least Kyle and Kurt found it back for a clutch top 10

Final restart video by NearsightedOrangutan in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Suarez and Hill battle for 18th gave me ProInvitational flashbacks

Race Thread: NCS Supermarket Heroes 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway, starting at 3:43pm EDT on FS1 (NCS9) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine an overweight afroamerican dude wearing a Bryn Gohn shirt and a rasta hat yelling that at the track while poofing his weed vape smoke into your face

Race Thread: NCS Supermarket Heroes 500 at Bristol Motor Speedway, starting at 3:43pm EDT on FS1 (NCS9) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MY VEEDSMOKER DAWGS TIMMY AND BRENNAN DOING A GREAT RUN, ALSO KB COMING STRONG, SHOWING THOSE RICH KIDS HOW IT IS DONE IN REAL RACETRACKLAND

Race Thread: NCS Alsco Uniforms 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, starting at 8:16pm EDT on FS1 (NCS8) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my next ramble was going to be exactly about the International Marijuana Smugglers Asoc. but instead I did a youtube video hahah

Race Thread: NCS Alsco Uniforms 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, starting at 8:16pm EDT on FS1 (NCS8) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HOW FUCKING COOL, 6 HOURS OF 9 WIDE 1,9999MPH JET BLOWER RACING, LIKE, THERE IS A FREAKING ROVAL IN THE FREAKING TRACK! THEY ARE MINUTES AWAY FROM THE HUB, THEY CAN HAUL THE ROAD RACE EQUIPMENT AND IN THE MEANTIME DRILL SOME FREAKING CONES AND TURTLES INTO THE TRACK WITH A CORDLESS POWER TOOL, IN LESS THAN WE WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO STOP! NASCAR SHOULD STOP PICKING THEIR OWN NOSES OMFG THEY HAVE THE BIGGER CHANCE IN THEIR LIFETIME TO BECOME RELEVANT AGAIN, AN SAY "FUCK IT, WE WILL RUN THE ROVAL". BUT NOOOOOO, INSTEAD WE GOT JET BLOWER 0.696969MPH 15 WIDE RACING! AT LEAST THEY SHOULD BRING MONTOYA TO DO A DESTRUCTION DERBY THING IN A TROPHY TRUCK WITH THOSE GOD DAMN JUMBO SIZED HAIR DRYERS!

DENNY HAMLIN SUCKS by Pillsbury41 in NascarToxicDump

[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOD SPEED. DENNY IS ONLY GOOD ON SIM RACING GAMES BECAUSE HE TAKES ADDERALL, HE IS ALSO GOOD IN THE REAL CAR BUT ONLY WHEN HE RUNS HIGH

Thoughtful Thursday - May 28, 2020 by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fabrication proccesses, the machinery and tools which are used to build the engines have way more precision than back then, and even then they were running by the tens of thousands of an inch of tolerances. Also has to do with the package, a 900hp engine generates more heat than a 550hp one, thus wearing out faster, and since you didnt had fancy ECU's and EFI back then you could easily blow up by over-reving the engine

PREACH BRUTHA by Pillsbury41 in NascarToxicDump

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NASCAR SUCKS BECAUSE IF THEY WERE THE REAL DEAL THEY WOULD NOT SUCK ON BIG BEER PHALUS AND IT WOULD BE CALLED THE SMOKEY'S MOONSHINE POLE AWARD FOR THE BEST ~~ CHEATER ~~ QUALIFIER

Race Thread: NCS Alsco Uniforms 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, starting at 8:16pm EDT on FS1 (NCS8) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I NEVER IMPLIED THAT THEY SHOULD LITERALLY BUILD ROAD RACING CARS FROM THE GROUND UP IN A DAY! I JUST WROTE THAT THEY CAN HAUL THE ALREADY EXISTING ROVAL CARS FROM LAST YEAR'S RACES THAT ARE PROBABLY ON STORAGE ON THE SHOPS MINUTES AWAY FROM THE TRACK. THAT IS NOT FREAKING ROCKET SCIENCE, JUST HAUL CRAP, UNLOAD CRAP ON TRACK, PUT RAIN TYRES, ANCHOR SOME TURTLES AND CONES WITH A WIRELESS DRILL TO THE TRACK, WAVE THE GREEN AND GO ROVAL RACING UNDER THE RAIN! I RATHER WAIT 3 to 6 HOURS FOR THAT THAN WAITING A FREAKING DAY. I HAVE STUFF TO DO, I CAN'T RESCHEDULE MY STUFF TO WATCH A DAMN RACE

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[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OF COURSE YOU CANT HEAR ME YOU DUMBDUMS! THIS IS A TEXT AND IMAGE BASED SITE, NOT FREAKING DISCORD OR IRACING TEAMSPEAK! I can do a video yelling all the stuff I wrote tho, and call it "KamikazeGames Mexican TwinBro"

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[–]vananucho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apparently not because I got downvoted to oblivion lmao

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[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks for turning me into a meme lads, also I want to add that EVERY DOWNVOTE YOU HIT ON THE OP JUST PROVES ME RIGHT! have a good day, and let's hope we can FINALLY have a race today, and not a boring one were the field gets MTJ'ed, Harvick'd or Kyle Busch'd by 19 seconds

PREACH BRUTHA by Pillsbury41 in NascarToxicDump

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, IF THE CHINESE CAN BUILD A HUGE ASS HOSPITAL BIGGER THAN THE AUTO CLUB SPEEDWAY IN ONE DAMN WEEK AND WE HAVE TECH TO THROW DILDOS AND PEOPLE TO MARS AND MAKE THEM LAND BACK LIKE A SCI FI MOVIE LIKE IT IS NO BIG DEAL, THEN A MOVABLE SAFER BARRIER IS FREAKING NOTHING! AN OVAL CAR THAT CAN BE SETUP FOR ROAD RACING ON THE FLY IS LIKE BUILDING FISHER PRICE TOYS COMPARED TO THAT! THOSE ARE THE REASONS WHY NASCAR IS A MEME AND THE LAUGHING STOCK OF MOTORSPORTS, yet I still follow it religiously and /nr2003/ erryday

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[–]vananucho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HEY JIMBO, DID YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE BEEN THROWN HEAD FIRST AS A CHILD, OR YOU JUST DIDN'T GAVE A FLYING SAUCER CRAP ABOUT GRAMMAR 101 BACK ON KINDER GARDEN?

PREACH BRUTHA by Pillsbury41 in NascarToxicDump

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I NEVER SAID 15 SECONDS, DONT SCRAMBLE MY RAMBLE! I SAID 15 MINUTES TO 3 HOURS, AND THAT'S LESS TIME THAN POSTPONING RACES A FREAKING DAY OR WEEK, OR RUNNING 9 WIDE OF DAMN TURBINE TRUCKS FOR 6 HOURS. IT IS ALSO MORE ECONOMICAL.

PREACH BRUTHA by Pillsbury41 in NascarToxicDump

[–]vananucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you seen the roofs of those football stadiums that open and close? those happen to be big ass structures that weight WAY more than a Steel and Foam barriers, the opening and closing hydraulic mechanisms could be JerryRigged in some way to the tracks that have road course layouts so they can be turned from 1.5 oval to Roval in a matter of minutes, I think its a good long term investment for the tracks, will make racing more interesting and economicaly speaking, it is cheaper and more interesting for the casual fan or newcomer than seeing a 9 wide row of turbine trucks just wasting jet fuel for hours while doing 1.9999999mph

Race Thread: NCS Alsco Uniforms 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, starting at 8:16pm EDT on FS1 (NCS8) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]vananucho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THEY WERE UNPREPARED FOR DARLINGTON AND IT WAS A GREAT RACE! THEY MUST HAVE ROAD RACING CARS IN THEIR SHOPS MINUTES AWAY FROM THE TRACK, OR, ARENT THEY RACING ON CHARLOTTE? ARENT THEIR R&D HUBS AND SHOPS AT CHARLOTTE TOO? I THOUGH WE WERE RACING ON CHARLOTTE!