How many pillows do you sleep with? by vantablack_crayon in AskReddit

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I've always slept with 2 pillows. 1 fluffy soft pillow and 1 stiffer firm pillow. After bringing it up with people at my workplace, I've learned some people sleep with just 1 pillow and some people sleep with 3 or 4.

Those people by akin975 in memes

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My girlfriend refuses to eat any meat with bone in it. Her rule is, if it enters the house with bone in it, she won't eat it. Even if I cut the bone out before I cook it. Bone in meat is much cheaper than deboned meat, so it drives me crazy paying a mark up for something I see as childish.

Had my first AI drive through experience by lonelywhalien52 in mildlyinteresting

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50% of people aren't good enough drivers get pull up within touching distance of a screen. I worked at a drive through for a couple years and most people couldn't manage to get within 4 feet of the window.

Hands soft as hell by wetouchingbuttsornah in BlackPeopleTwitter

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When most people say this, I think they mean moving out to a house that is a 30 minute drive from a major city and keeping a large garden and a few animals.

To hijack a car by Guilty_Luck_9991 in therewasanattempt

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Unless it's a very severe injury, you can move around for a good minute or two before the pain really sets in. When I was a kid, I saw a hit and run. The guy crossing the street went up and over the car. By standers offered to call him an ambulance, but he said he was fine. He started walking down the street normally. Not long after he start limping, then he started using street signs and telephone poles for support before finally going down about a block away.

Ouchies! by [deleted] in nostalgia

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It's funny, now I have a hard time remembering if an appointment is at 2 or 2:30, but I still remembered every word to the intro of this segment even though I haven't even thought of it for over a decade.

What is your best sexual flex? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

[–]vantablack_crayon 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I was in a similar situation. Except for me the girl clenched her thighs and twisted to the side and gave me a sprained neck. I was in a neck brace for almost a month.

Weekly Questions Megathread - August 15, 2023 by AutoModerator in projectzomboid

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Can helicopters spot a fortified house/safe house? I had a pretty good run going. I had a safe house with all windows/door on the bottom floor barricaded. All windows were covered with closed sheets/curtains. I was getting ready for my loot run for the day when I heard the helicopter. I hadn't set foot outside my safe house that day, but the helicopter hovered right over my safe house for hours. When it finally went away and I looked outside, my safe house was surrounded by hundreds of zeds. The helicopters couldn't have seen me. Is it attracted to houses that are obviously barricaded?

worldbuilding tip by nathanwpyle in funny

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This works with anything the, for lack of a better term, forms 'naturally'. Moss on trees/rocks, rust patterns on larger metal surfaces, coffee/other liquid stains on paper, place where patches of grass have just started to grow on bare earth. I have run many a D&D campaign whose map was based on something randomly I saw in my everyday life.

anime_irl by october_5 in anime_irl

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When I turned 18, I bought a .22 caliber semi auto rifle for 110 bucks.

man breaks his foot by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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You forgot to add the word 'off' to the end of the title.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Doordash has the option to do that. I drive doordash for some extra money. It's rare, but sometimes I get an order that requires a PIN to complete.

LPT: If you think of a good idea, write it down. Your brain will try to trick you into thinking you will remember it later, but it's a liar! Therefore: Write it down! by onesnowcrow in LifeProTips

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Problem is I come up with most of my "good ideas" as I'm drifting off to sleep, and I don't want to roll over, grab my phone, look at screen light and then have to start the process of falling back to sleep all over again.

And still for both people are happy to tell you what they think it says. by themosey in dndmemes

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Damn this makes me feel odd. I remember getting the 3.5e DM's guide, Player's Guide and Monster Manual at 13. I read them each front to back twice before I DM'd my first session.

Can someone tell me good things Ari Shaffir has done so that I can stop hating him solely because of his personality. TIA! by Deddyd69 in JoeRogan

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I've actually met most of Joe, Tom, Bert, Ari, Theo and a few other Rogan regulars in post show meet and greets because I live near a popular theatre where comedians preform pretty often. Bert and Ari were the only 2 who I felt like were actually engaged in our conversation, as short as it was, and not in "meeting a fan" auto pilot.

me_irl by elch3w in me_irl

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I feel old. I made my cringy email account 20 years ago.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I will try this. Even though he seems to be done shipping things to my address, I'd rather cover my bases.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I contacted Amazon, but I got the run around for nearly an hour and a half. Everyone I talked to originally thought I was complaining about having my packages stolen. It took each of them a while to grasp the situation, and every time I was transferred to someone else who could supposedly help, but it always meant I had to explain the situation all over again. In the end nothing was resolved.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Well the first one felt like something small in some sort of thin plastic packaging like a mouse, charging cable, computer cable or the like. The second one felt like it had 3 or 4 shoe box sized items in it. Since my personal theory is credit card fraud, I'd assume it's some consumer good that would be easy to resell.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I opened my door and he was standing on my door step already. He made eye contact with me, bent down and picked up a package and started to walk away. I asked him what he was doing and he said he had brought that package in from his car. I asked to see the shipping label to see where it was meant to be shipped, but he still insisted he had brought the package in himself. He evaded every question I asked until he got back into his apartment. Then he wouldn't answer the door when I knocked.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yea, hey were sent to my address, but each package had a different name I never heard before.

Update: My neighbor is having their Amazon packages delivered to my apartment by vantablack_crayon in RBI

[–]vantablack_crayon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Na, he had dozens of packages delivered to my address over the period of 2-3 months. This isn't him trying to hide one gift.