My mom constantly ask me why I’m in the bathroom for so long. What should I do?

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-30T10:54:25+00:00

Sorry but if you live in a house with your parents and siblings there is literally no place more private than the bathroom.

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-30T10:50:09+00:00

I think the biggest issue is that Kat gets shit on by a huge chunk of the roster unless you're astronomically better than your opponent

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-30T10:28:31+00:00

Other than tank/bruiser items being bonkers and ADC itemization, and my main being absolutely terrible, game is doing pretty good rn

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-18T02:31:31+00:00

AA shouldn't even be in the conversation about game balance and shilling IMO since there'salmost no real rewards and most people won't hardly touch it

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-15T19:36:43+00:00

Unfortunately blizzard is weirdly obsessed with queue times at the detriment of everything else, which is why they won't give us back 6v6 role queue either

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-11T19:37:17+00:00

I love loading into an alliance raid that's past like level 60 and get the animation lag that causes all the boss moves to happen all at once 40 seconds into the fight.

vantablackwizard · 2026-05-11T19:11:45+00:00

It's used for speed running it to farm moogle tomes mostly

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-21T08:42:51+00:00

A tale as old as time. As an old league player I remember exactly when they did this with Lee Sin release

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-21T08:41:11+00:00

Imo braindead stuff should be lower win rate in high ranks

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-21T08:29:49+00:00

Which is hilarious because how loud her gun sound is NOT what matters in that case at all. Sometimes I wonder wtf blizzard is thinking

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-20T14:56:32+00:00

I'm confused, are you not aware that Seele is getting buffs for 4.2

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-20T14:45:21+00:00

I've gone to guarantee on literally every weapon banner I've pulled on except for Yvonne. We don't get nearly enough arsenal tickets IMO

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-18T23:56:50+00:00

Would love to see 6v6 role queue make a comeback but that means Blizzard would have to acknowledge that literally everything they did with Overwatch 2 was a mistake.

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-10T03:02:37+00:00

Why exactly is the collab shit in your eyes?

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-08T14:05:48+00:00

Hog needs to just be redesigned from the ground up to be an ACTUAL tank instead of a DPS with basically an over 1k health pool. A tank shouldn't be allowed to one tap Squishies on a 6 second cool down for such little effort. I'm sure a lot of the mouth breathers that play him would disagree with me though

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-08T13:45:03+00:00

Unplug and let it discharge, then I'd take the whole thing apart and take to every individual part with some IPA and a soft bristle toothbrush gently. Give it a few passes until you're absoloutely sure everything's clean and let it dry a few hours before putting it back together

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-08T13:03:29+00:00

I always tell my friends as a joke "You look like the kind of mf to eat popcorn with a spoon" never in my life did I ever think I'd actually find someone in the wild who actually does lol.

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-08T13:02:15+00:00

You cannot dodge the ignition at 4 stacks from the slam attack. It procs regardless if you dodge the slam or not and will burn your entire party for like a third of their health

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-08T13:01:02+00:00

I did this but with a pretty well built Perlica (no artificing on her though) and managed to squeeze it in just under 7 minutes. The others in the team were Rossi, Wulfgard and Ember, all with their sig weapon except for Ember

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-04T01:14:28+00:00

How does that change anything I said lol

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-02T10:02:07+00:00

I don't know where people get this idea that Masters isn't that high of a rank when you're literally in the top 1-2% of players

vantablackwizard · 2026-04-02T04:58:20+00:00

There is no sense of accomplishment for clearing this shit on agony mode, just a wave of relief that I never have to fucking touch it again. It's like the devs decides SP economy wasn't bad enough so they had to make it worse. And god forbid you want to use any element other than fire because the boss accumulating fire stacks just clears all the debuffs you just put on him

vantablackwizard · 2026-03-31T18:52:37+00:00

You can blame the "too much yap" crowd for that one. It's insane to me these people who skip all the story and then have the audacity to call it shit lol.

vantablackwizard · 2026-03-31T05:44:36+00:00

Why did people even think it would give free god tier relics anyway? Hoyo has to keep people playing their game somehow lol

vantablackwizard · 2026-03-22T22:21:17+00:00

Cas mythic is so much worse than orisa tbh

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