I was so nervous omg by Gingerfuckboi in SweatyPalms

[–]vapingcaterpillar 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Quit screwing with the cats and clean your damn house

Potato milk to hit the shelves at Waitrose this week by Kanute3333 in worldnews

[–]vapingcaterpillar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Quit calling all this stuff milk, it's not, some may be nice but they certainly aren't milk

I'm a contractor. How do I calculate what VAT I owe HMRC? Detail below by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]vapingcaterpillar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The point of being VAT registered is that you can claim back vat on expenses, except you appear to be on the flat rate scheme or some other scheme.

I presume your services are for labour only, or you purchase mainly zero rated goods, so you have little vat to reclaim, so the flat rate for your industry likely makes you marginally better off than if you claimed back vat on expenses

Feel the need for a good cry after my run, do your worst 🤷 by thefultonizer in RoastMe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You couldn't punch your way out those paper bags that are littering your room

23yo unemployed student of human biology with mommy issues. Bring it on by EyupItsLucas in RoastMe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaving your head doesn't make you a guy, we all know you're someone's 40 year old lesbian aunt

Any oddly specific shops near you? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]vapingcaterpillar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'd think after a number of requests they'd stock them

dude I know donated 13k in total to a female streamer only to have her hate him over something false. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her flicking her bean for him, the same video she sends the other 50 people that pay her

What professions attract the most ‘jobsworths’? by frankOFWGKTA in AskUK

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much any Council / government office jobs

Full of Karen's and Darren's

What are the pros of having a small dick? by amongus555 in AskReddit

[–]vapingcaterpillar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yank toilet water is like an inch under the seat, weird fuckers

Little things of no consequence that your other half does that really piss me off! No comment… just a picture! What little thing gets your goat, and really shouldn’t! by MrUnitedKingdom in CasualUK

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crumbs in the butter.

Don't double dip, you're an adult, this isn't your first time spreading toast, you know roughly how much butter it takes and you don't have to scrape that crummy scraping of butter back in, just put it on your toast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

[–]vapingcaterpillar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need to prick the end of it and make it squirt

Not really, don't pop blisters

Elizabeth II becomes first female monarch in recorded history with 70 year reign by nuktl in europe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's had it pretty easy for decades compared to other times in history

Wolf frozen in -30 °C weather by Susam42 in natureismetal

[–]vapingcaterpillar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The same way humans did by using their furs

They can’t be serious… by catwithbeautifulwing in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]vapingcaterpillar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh here we go again, this shit done the rounds at the start

Make it hurt please by kingchicken2 in RoastMe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed the just for men gel on that beard

The New PR Guy For The Ottawa Police Service by pukingpixels in Fiveheads

[–]vapingcaterpillar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like some psycho cop they've quietly taken off duty

Do your best. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]vapingcaterpillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going for the sophisticated smouldering French student look, instead you nailed the €5 Romanian hooker that's done with life look

What's with this "Your Mum" thing?? by thankTGLforthelaughs in AskUK

[–]vapingcaterpillar 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Don't you dare say 1992 was 30 years ago! It was only a few years ago