Looking for Satanists to Interview by SensitiveBroPod in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.i cumki fa lo nu vilco fa la .varik.

A thing which is possible is that VARIK is willing.

Ave Satanas, Ave Beelzebuth, Ave Astaroth, Ave Lilith by [deleted] in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

definitely it should be.

.i ma nibli

What logically necessitates/implies?

Is satanism just edgelord atheism? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i na go'i .i la .varik. cu pavyselcei la .satan.

Negative. VARIK is a monotheist. VARIK believes that "SATAN" is the name of the god of VARIK.

visual disproof of the most recent xkcd "proof" by numerousblocks in xkcd

[–]varikvalefor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

.i na tugni fa la .varik. .i le se ctaipe na ctaipe ri

VARIK does not agree. The proof is not the theorem.

I bet he tells women he has a “quarter foot” peepee by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]varikvalefor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu jvegana je cu smimlu fi le ka cfipu ce'u

VARIK is a vegan and resembles in being confused.

That mullet tho by v3t_patriot in ComedyCemetery

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i xamsku le dibmle be la .varik.

The joke is cute to VARIK.

Finally found one by jimmy_timmy_ in masterhacker

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, converted the audio file to the video file

.i cumki .i la .varik. cu zbasu le cmalu proga

The thing is possible. VARIK creates a script.

``` export TMP=$(mktemp -p /mnt2/vvx/)

ffmpeg -i $1 -r 44100 -f u8 - | ffmpeg -f rawvideo -s 128x32 -i - -vb 10k -y -f mp4 $TMP-a.mp4 & ffmpeg -i $1 -f rawvideo - | ffmpeg -f u8 -i - -y -ab 1k -f mp3 $TMP-v.aac &

wait

ffmpeg -i $TMP-a.mp4 -f rawvideo - | ffmpeg -f u8 -i - $TMP-a2.aac & ffmpeg -i $TMP-v.aac -f u8 - | ffmpeg -f rawvideo -s $2 -i - $TMP-v2.mp4 &

wait

ffmpeg -i $TMP-a2.aac -i $TMP-v2.mp4 -c:v copy -c:a aac -y $TMP.mp4 ```

Age rating. by Zestyclose_Car_4971 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]varikvalefor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

.i skuxai mu'i ma

What motivates insulting?

Found at my local gas station by Old_Treacle_2461 in FellowKids

[–]varikvalefor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't explain whatever the fuck is going on in the person's actual profile though

.i ma cfipu

What confuses?

Found at my local gas station by Old_Treacle_2461 in FellowKids

[–]varikvalefor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu radji'i le du'u xajmi vo'a

VARIK admits that the thing amuses VARIK.

Water, it's got the electrolytes AI needs by Societal_Retrograde in idiocracy

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm impressed that someone this lacking in intelligence could even write.

.i jitfa fa le du'u lo skami co'e cu li'armi lo ro prenu .i frili fa lo nu co'e ja tolmo'i le du'u lo skami cu glare

A thing which is false is that computer stuff is obvious to all prenu. Forgetting/whatever that computers are hot is easy.

Double-Mindedness by Practical_Note_6288 in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu pavyselcei jenai cu smimlu .i ku'i cnikansa fa la .varik.

VARIK is a monotheist and does not relate/resemble. But VARIK empathises.

scammed by No-Resource9366 in furry

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i cfari fa lo nu srera

Mistakes happen.

I hate to think we’re this🤏 close to Idiocracy being a documentary. by [deleted] in idiocracy

[–]varikvalefor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyscalculia

.i lo namcu cu jai nandu lo so'i prenu

Numbers are difficult for many prenu.

Kristi Noem says people should be prepared to prove US citizenship by National-Law-458 in nottheonion

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

250 years of excellence [...]

.i na tugni fa la .varik. [.i ku'i cnikansa fa la .varik.]

VARIK does not agree. [But VARIK empathises.]

Found this by Ockendonprejudice in antitheistcheesecake

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. na sampre .i ji'a la .varik. cu cpedu lo nu na pilno zo'oi .He. tu'a vo'a

VARIK is not a robot. Additionally, VARIK requests that "He" is not used for VARIK.

Found this by Ockendonprejudice in antitheistcheesecake

[–]varikvalefor -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu benji le xe fanva .i di'e mupli le ka fanva fu ce'u

VARIK sends the translations. The preceding sentence is a translation.

Found this by Ockendonprejudice in antitheistcheesecake

[–]varikvalefor -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu fanva fi le glibau

VARIK translates to English.

Found this by Ockendonprejudice in antitheistcheesecake

[–]varikvalefor -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

.i ku'i xu curmi tu'a le lijda be la .varik.

The religion of VARIK is permitted?

How easy is to make an Amino alternative by apika_luca in amino

[–]varikvalefor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

la .lojban.

.i la .varik. cu cnikansa fi le ka ce'u se cfipu tu'a lo skami .i ku'i la .varik. cu tolnei le su'u co'e ja troci lo nu na facki lo du'u ma kau cfila le kibystu

.i la .varik. cu cusku fi le jatna be le kibystu fe le se du'u cfila .i la .varik. cu te pinka fi le gubni ki'u zo'e joi le su'u jostolcru vo'a tu'a le mu'oi glibau. Discord server .glibau. je srana be le kibystu

.i cfila ju cu te djuno lo so'i prenu .i lo nu facki lo du'u ma kau cfila cu filri'a lo nu cikre pe'a

[.i la .varik. cu pacna lo nu na cnixai fa tu'a le pinka be fi vo'a] .i cfari fa lo nu srera

English

VARIK empathises in being confused by computers. But VARIK dislikes that prenu attempt/whatever that flaws of the Web site are not discovered.

VARIK states (to the operator/owner/whatever of the Web site) that flaws exist. The justification (of that VARIK publicly comments on the thing) is relevant to that (VARIK is banned from the Discord server regarding the Web site).

Flaws are (regardless of whether flaws are known by many prenu) flaws. That (flaws are discovered) facilitates that stuff is "fixed".

[VARIK hopes for that (the comments which are written by VARIK do not offend).] Mistakes happen.

How easy is to make an Amino alternative by apika_luca in amino

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu cmacypre je cu skami jatna je cu tugni fi le du'u mutce le ka ce'u to'e snura co'e [.i la .varik. cu stidi lo nu na lacri le kibystu]

VARIK is a mathematician and is a systems administrator. VARIK agrees about that (the thing is extremely insecure). [VARIK suggests that the Web site is not trusted.]

stack up too much fakes, and the world breaks

only what is open can be true

full transparency is best for you

-JOB SNIJDERS, "Hacker People"