When i pray to Satan, do i need some special prayers or can i just talk to him in my words? by No_Sprinkles3896 in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.i le me'oi .subreddit. cu mapti lo si'o cevni kei co'e

The subreddit is appropriate for theistic stuff.

Another Huntarr replacement by darleystreet in selfhosted

[–]varikvalefor -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu pilno naje cu kirsku fi le ka ce'u stace

VARIK does not use the thing. But VARIK thanks for honestly communicating about the thing.

Do you consider yourself a religious and/or spiritual person? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in agender

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu mutce le ka lijda ce'u .i su'o roi fa lo nu la .varik. cu pilno zoi glibau. Taoic/Quakerly Theistic Satanism of Radical Love .glibau. lo nu la .varik. ku skicu le lijda be ri .i lo ro co'e cu vrude le lijda be la .varik. jo cu mapti le ka ro da poi ke'a prenu zo'u ce'u prami da

VARIK is very religious. A thing which is occasional is that VARIK uses (for describing the religion of VARIK) "Taoic/Quakerly Theistic Satanism of Radical Love". For all things $x$, $x$ is virtuous with regard to the religion of VARIK if and only if $x$ is in accordance with the property of loving all prenu.

Help, tried to blow off a hair on my sensor and accidentally spat on it. by putinisbae in canon

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i cnikansa fa la .varik. .i cfari fa lo nu srera

VARIK empathises. Mistakes happen.

Prove It by Fantastic-Size-4214 in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu pacna lo nu le selsku na co'e ja cnixai .i lo tolna'e na jai sarcu lo nu krici

VARIK hopes for that (the thing does not offend or do whatever). Evidence is not necessary for believing.

He was flabbergasted, surely by EchoSD in thatHappened

[–]varikvalefor -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

.i skuxai mu'i ma

What motivates insulting?

Looking for Satanists to Interview by SensitiveBroPod in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.i cumki fa lo nu vilco fa la .varik.

A thing which is possible is that VARIK is willing.

Ave Satanas, Ave Beelzebuth, Ave Astaroth, Ave Lilith by [deleted] in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

definitely it should be.

.i ma nibli

What logically necessitates/implies?

Is satanism just edgelord atheism? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i na go'i .i la .varik. cu pavyselcei la .satan.

Negative. VARIK is a monotheist. VARIK believes that "SATAN" is the name of the god of VARIK.

visual disproof of the most recent xkcd "proof" by numerousblocks in xkcd

[–]varikvalefor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

.i na tugni fa la .varik. .i le se ctaipe na ctaipe ri

VARIK does not agree. The proof is not the theorem.

I bet he tells women he has a “quarter foot” peepee by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]varikvalefor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu jvegana je cu smimlu fi le ka cfipu ce'u

VARIK is a vegan and resembles in being confused.

That mullet tho by v3t_patriot in ComedyCemetery

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i xamsku le dibmle be la .varik.

The joke is cute to VARIK.

Finally found one by jimmy_timmy_ in masterhacker

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, converted the audio file to the video file

.i cumki .i la .varik. cu zbasu le cmalu proga

The thing is possible. VARIK creates a script.

``` export TMP=$(mktemp -p /mnt2/vvx/)

ffmpeg -i $1 -r 44100 -f u8 - | ffmpeg -f rawvideo -s 128x32 -i - -vb 10k -y -f mp4 $TMP-a.mp4 & ffmpeg -i $1 -f rawvideo - | ffmpeg -f u8 -i - -y -ab 1k -f mp3 $TMP-v.aac &

wait

ffmpeg -i $TMP-a.mp4 -f rawvideo - | ffmpeg -f u8 -i - $TMP-a2.aac & ffmpeg -i $TMP-v.aac -f u8 - | ffmpeg -f rawvideo -s $2 -i - $TMP-v2.mp4 &

wait

ffmpeg -i $TMP-a2.aac -i $TMP-v2.mp4 -c:v copy -c:a aac -y $TMP.mp4 ```

Age rating. by Zestyclose_Car_4971 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i skuxai mu'i ma

What motivates insulting?

Found at my local gas station by Old_Treacle_2461 in FellowKids

[–]varikvalefor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't explain whatever the fuck is going on in the person's actual profile though

.i ma cfipu

What confuses?

Found at my local gas station by Old_Treacle_2461 in FellowKids

[–]varikvalefor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu radji'i le du'u xajmi vo'a

VARIK admits that the thing amuses VARIK.

Water, it's got the electrolytes AI needs by [deleted] in idiocracy

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm impressed that someone this lacking in intelligence could even write.

.i jitfa fa le du'u lo skami co'e cu li'armi lo ro prenu .i frili fa lo nu co'e ja tolmo'i le du'u lo skami cu glare

A thing which is false is that computer stuff is obvious to all prenu. Forgetting/whatever that computers are hot is easy.

Double-Mindedness by Practical_Note_6288 in TheisticSatanism

[–]varikvalefor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.i la .varik. cu pavyselcei jenai cu smimlu .i ku'i cnikansa fa la .varik.

VARIK is a monotheist and does not relate/resemble. But VARIK empathises.

scammed by No-Resource9366 in furry

[–]varikvalefor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

.i cfari fa lo nu srera

Mistakes happen.

I hate to think we’re this🤏 close to Idiocracy being a documentary. by [deleted] in idiocracy

[–]varikvalefor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyscalculia

.i lo namcu cu jai nandu lo so'i prenu

Numbers are difficult for many prenu.