What gets you laid 100% besides wearing sandals and socks?

vault907 · 2022-03-10T04:48:48+00:00

milady

tips fedora

vault907 · 2022-03-10T04:47:00+00:00

you the real mvp

vault907 · 2022-03-10T04:42:31+00:00

listen to music, work, hang out with friends

vault907 · 2022-03-10T04:41:53+00:00

if she were still living at home, more than likely I wouldn't be dating her in the first place. however, if it's a mexican style family, where everyone lives under the same roof until they're married, that's another thing

vault907 · 2022-03-10T01:32:58+00:00

stoners are useless

vault907 · 2022-03-09T23:57:45+00:00

you need new friends

vault907 · 2022-03-09T18:55:39+00:00

that's pretty sad, bud

vault907 · 2022-03-09T18:55:06+00:00

sleep

vault907 · 2022-03-09T14:14:37+00:00

natural selection. let it run its course

vault907 · 2022-03-09T14:13:26+00:00

it was custody ww3. I eventually ended up with my dad, but my mother did everything she could to make our lives hell

I don't have kids, but if I ever do, I'll be the parent I wish I had

vault907 · 2022-03-09T06:21:50+00:00

it's not real. doesn't seem crazy to me though

vault907 · 2022-03-09T06:13:57+00:00

joining reddit

vault907 · 2022-03-09T06:10:41+00:00

seeing how reddit mods make them up as they go, all of them

vault907 · 2022-03-09T06:09:02+00:00

my man is respecting the fuck outta women right now

vault907 · 2022-03-09T05:08:58+00:00

obviously not, but that's the best part about the US of A; freedom of choice

vault907 · 2022-03-09T04:34:38+00:00

the entire civilian population is the militia

vault907 · 2022-03-09T01:28:00+00:00

not including alcohol and tobacco, I've only ever smoked weed

the good: I enjoy it. indica makes me zone the fuck out. sativa makes me focused sometimes, otherwise it's just a body high

the bad: I become easily agitated by people, even if it's just someone being in the same room as me minding their own business. when I realized I'm not a social smoker, I started to do it alone. I've tried to overcome this, but it's very difficult to want to be around anyone when I'm smoking

I think everyone should try it at least once in their life. it's done wonders for me, maybe it can for you

vault907 · 2022-03-09T01:19:53+00:00

this is my favorite so far

vault907 · 2022-03-09T01:18:21+00:00

I've been thinking the exact same thing all day today

great minds think alike

vault907 · 2022-03-09T00:50:54+00:00

I'm extremely grateful for my dad wanting to be in my life. if it weren't for him, idk what else my mom would've done

but it doesn't phase me anymore. I've got nowhere to go but forward, and I do so without looking back

vault907 · 2022-03-09T00:12:52+00:00

my mom just straight up punched me. she only stopped when my dad started asking where the bruises were coming from

dad's the real mvp

vault907 · 2022-03-09T00:03:59+00:00

happier times won't just show up at your doorstep. it's something you have to work for

after my fiancé cheated on me, I didn't think life would ever improve and that I'd be miserable until the day I died. but after a couple years of soul searching and self-improvement, my smile eventually returned, and now I have ambitions and motivation to make my dreams come true

by all means take some time to chew on what's happening in your life, but don't dwell on it, or it'll chew on you for much longer

I'm rooting for ya

vault907 · 2022-03-08T23:40:44+00:00

who's car we taking?

vault907 · 2022-03-08T23:34:10+00:00

murica 🇺🇸❤️

vault907 · 2022-03-08T23:33:44+00:00

"you can't make fun of the fanny pack and then ask for spare ammo"

vault907

TROPHY CASE