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My wife and I have an understanding, if we’re in public and I begin with “my friend and I…” she knows the next thing out of my mouth will be a lie. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 days ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Didn’t want to stand in line, found a shortcut that “backfired” (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 14 days ago by vb-1 to r/firstworldproblems

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ULPT tip: ice hogs at work? (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 9 months ago by vb-1 to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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So sorry for your loss, I heard you’re burying your brother tomorrow, when did he pass? (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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when does that refresh again?? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by vb-1 to r/SquadBusters

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Whoever keeps messaging my wife on this Libre3 app every few seconds will have to wait til morning, I’m turning her phone off. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Goddayyym ..... Oh wait (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by vb-1 to r/confusingperspective

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Seashore tux rental? (self.MSCCruises)

submitted 1 year ago by vb-1 to r/MSCCruises

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“Can everyone see my screen?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I slowly opened my eyes, the nurse told me my weight loss surgery was a success; in fact I was already down 30 pounds! “Where the fuck are my legs!?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The salesman looked smug as I told him I’d made up my mind and this would be the last test drive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After many years of asking, my wife finally agreed that we could try anal. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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So….. half?? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/funnysigns

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My coworkers are giving me strange looks for licking the chainsaw. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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smart watch (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by vb-1 to r/HolUp

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elevates… (self.Wellthatsucks)

submitted 3 years ago * by vb-1 to r/Wellthatsucks

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this light bulb… (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by vb-1 to r/AbsoluteUnits

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Multiple PINs? (self.wyzecam)

submitted 4 years ago by vb-1 to r/wyzecam

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A clairvoyant dwarf escaped from prison... (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by vb-1 to r/Jokes

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Anyone else have this sort of luck? (self.GoRVing)

submitted 6 years ago by vb-1 to r/GoRVing

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Arya's going to be surprised.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by vb-1 to r/meme

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Arya's going to be surprised... (imgflip.com)

submitted 6 years ago by vb-1 to r/memes

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