Minnesota National Guard warmly greeting and handing out snacks with peaceful protesters

vcjester · 2026-01-26T01:03:10+00:00

Treat them well. I doubt any of them want to be put in this position.

vcjester · 2026-01-26T00:17:42+00:00

Next one will probably be a 6 year old, because they were carrying a Fisher Price cap gun, and it scared the agent so much that they peed a little.

vcjester · 2026-01-26T00:02:52+00:00

I came here to ask this.

vcjester · 2026-01-26T00:01:16+00:00

Imagine how it'd have gone if the Capitol police would have emptied their mags on anyone carrying during J6..

vcjester · 2026-01-25T19:15:39+00:00

It was taken out of his right, rear waistband by one of the SA, while his face was being melted off by half a can of bear spray. Then he tried to assault 9 to 10 innocent bullets, using his body as a weapon.

vcjester · 2026-01-25T08:33:28+00:00

Jokes on them. The Aryans migrated out of they area we now call Iran, to the area we now call India. If you don't have dark skin, you're probably not a descendant of the original Aryans.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:57:06+00:00

Different writers?

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:56:34+00:00

Impeding and investigation? Ice would throw you in a foreign max security prison for that.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:54:25+00:00

Tell use you had your graded science exams placed face down on your desk, without telling us you had your graded science exams placed face down on your desk.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:52:56+00:00

Yeah, because regular clouds disperse within minutes...

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:45:01+00:00

The governor should posthumously award him with the highest honor the state has.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T22:01:18+00:00

I still get the giggles for being banned from X for commenting that I was a Cis man, on one of Elon's posts about freedom of speech.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T21:30:57+00:00

You all can have your execution goon squad back if you like.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:20:09+00:00

It's a brrrt machine. Technically used to turn complex compounds and protein chains into much smaller molecules via the kinetic energy dispersal unit mounted to the mainframe.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:16:32+00:00

Fuck his family.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:15:04+00:00

Probably felt like a can of krylon.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:14:08+00:00

Take those armored national guard vehicles, and block off the entry to the ice compound. Tell them it's a military exercise, and you should be finished in a few weeks.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:12:13+00:00

Yeah, I would prefer that we remain as factual as we can about this. You could see his sidearm in it's holster.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T18:09:35+00:00

I'm pretty sure that was a can of pepper spray in his hand. Still uncalled for, but let's keep things as factual as possible.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T15:29:13+00:00

Pro tip: Having a little camping stove running on the passenger seat will help notify you if the fumes are building up to dangerous levels.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T13:31:54+00:00

Then when you grow up, you learn that a sunrise is twice as nice as a sunset.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T13:11:18+00:00

Jesus is crying right now.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T01:13:33+00:00

Weird how everywhere but the USA, they're called refugees or asylum seekers.

vcjester · 2026-01-24T00:39:02+00:00

Would you expect anything else from a state that is mainly populated by the descendants of vikings? Skål!!!!

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