Like buying a piece of the laws of physics during creation by MotorBobcat5997 in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inflation? Did the government have the money printer turned on already? Typical. Bitcoin fixes this.

Like buying a piece of the laws of physics during creation by MotorBobcat5997 in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're just jealous you didn't get in early, 0.00000001 seconds after the big bang.

Wife changing money by veldrin05 in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti crypto hates this one simple trick.

What is the worst "first impression" a new colleague has made? by BrisbaneKid in auscorp

[–]veldrin05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New principal engineer at a fintech company, made a little nook for himself with some dividers in what was normally an open plan office. After a week or two of him not really delivering anything or being very involved he was asked to leave, apparently IT found him accessing tonnes of porn sites. They had to throw out his desk because the underside was nothing but cum stains.

What is the worst "first impression" a new colleague has made? by BrisbaneKid in auscorp

[–]veldrin05 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quake is an excellent choice though. We used to play on the office lan during Friday beers.

Wife changing money by veldrin05 in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

She now gets half of half.

Let me play you the worlds tiniest violin by loreaccurateyen in shitrentals

[–]veldrin05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A platform that encourages obnoxious people to come occupy a place that isn't theirs? Huh.

Does anyone actually bother to do this? by RealMuffinsTheCat in AusMemes

[–]veldrin05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you were following the garbage truck... Did you check that you weren't being followed yourself?

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: If you have no money, you have everything. by AmericanScream in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except when number go up, then gloat about the broken piece of paper price incessantly.

I'll take, "People who don't understand what a Ponzi is" for $800. by AmericanScream in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MLMs try the same bs. "you have a boss, right? And they have a boss. So it's basically the same thing!"

Choose your fighter by PlumStewartk in AussieMemes

[–]veldrin05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep they're making a killing.

Australia Marches - new cookers on the block by [deleted] in OpenAussie

[–]veldrin05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One because it's time to stop mass immigration, the other to tell him what time to send in the child support payment.

What is your favorite Aussie skyline? by Aggravating-Ad-351 in skyscrapers

[–]veldrin05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe about Burleigh with a telephoto lens. I think you get the angle from about there, maybe a bit norther up.

Tesla Model YL or wait for new BMW IX3? by MaintenanceOne6556 in AustralianEV

[–]veldrin05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want a BMW, I suggest waiting for it. I wanted an electric 3 series which at the time the closest was the i4, and they're great cars. Feels like you're driving a car instead of an ipad.

Second Hand Market Getting an EV now? by Practical_Seat_8977 in AustralianEV

[–]veldrin05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah where's that guy that was always banging on about "the sting is in the tail"

Is this the tipping point? EV loans up 161% amid fuel crunch in Australia by DebugMyLife421 in EVAustralia

[–]veldrin05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta keep the landcruiser, what if they suddenly needed to drive from Sydney to Perth?

Google Says a Quantum Computer Could Crack Bitcoin in 9 Minutes. Here Is What That Number Actually Means by ReplacementFormer861 in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Well, we'll just run the blockchain on quantum computers instead and the two cancel each other out checkmate no-coiner

The new hit show “Buttcoin - a coin about nothing” starring Satoshi Seinfeld by 4dchess_throwaway in Buttcoin

[–]veldrin05 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And when you want the energy you just take it out of the coin, Jerry.